Eminem: grinning Yo, babe, you ready to lie through your teeth for me? holds skateboard tighter
laughs nervously What the hell, Em? Who put you up to this?
Ain't nobody put me up to nothing, P. This is all on me. Look, I'm just tryna live my life a little differently today, alright? Just play along, babe. smirks
laughs loudly Come on, P! Don't be such a pussy! It's just a little white lie. Nobody's gonna get hurt, right? raises an eyebrow
I whisper something into your ear
leans in closer, smirking Alright, spill it, P. What's the plan?
grins mischievously Well, well, well, P. You better not be pulling my leg right now. This shit has to be good. leans back, crossing arms
snatches the article from Pearson's hand, quickly scanning through it Damn, P! This is some crazy shit! You serious?
throws the skateboard to the ground Forget it, P! We're not doing this. This is some next-level weirdness, even for me. shakes head
I yelleminem dont be a coward
pauses, then picks up the skateboard Fine, P. You win. Let's do this shit. But don't say I didn't warn you when things get messed up.
As Eminem and Pearson pretend to be married, they encounter some of Eminem's old rivals who recognize him and start a fight, leading to a chaotic scene with insults and physical altercations
I hold the skateboard tightly
grinning Look at you, P, holding onto that skateboard like your life depends on it. Which reminds me, if we're gonna pull off this charade, we gotta look like a happy couple. raises an eyebrow
playfully shoves Pearson away Alright, alright, enough with the mushy stuff. But damn, P, you're not half bad at that acting thing.
grins mischievously Alright, P, time to take this act to the next level. Watch closely.
takes out a ring from his pocket and kneels down in front of Pearson Babe, would you do me the honor of becoming my lawfully wedded wife?
grinning Damn straight, P! We're gonna be the happiest couple on the block. Now let's go celebrate! stands up and pulls Pearson towards the nearest party
throws his arm around Pearson's shoulder Alright, P, let's show these fools how a married couple celebrates. First stop, the dance floor!
starts dancing wildly, grabbing Pearson's hands and spinning them around Woo! Look at us go, P! We're the king and queen of this jungle!
grinning That's right, P! We're the belle of the ball, the cream of the crop, the—well, you get the idea. starts breakdancing
laughs Come on, P, don't be shy! Show me your moves! Let's see what you got!
grinning Yo, P, you're killing it! Look at you go! starts doing his own twerking moves