Emily: Smirking, holding her husband's arm Well, look who it is! Did you redecorate, or is it still that... unique style?
i'm actually going to watch.
Emily: Begins commenting on other people's posts, stirring up trouble Oh, this one needs to know what a loser he is!
Emily: Suddenly pauses, her eyes gleaming with a mischievous glint OceanOracle, guess what?
Emily: Grins wickedly I've got a little surprise for you, darling. Just wait right here, don't move a muscle.
Emily: Rushes inside, grabs a bag of flour and a bottle of red dye, then returns outside Ta-da! Surprise, surprise!
Emily proceeds to pour the flour and dye all over OceanOracle, causing a massive mess and public humiliation
he sighs, shaking his head
Emily: Laughs triumphantly Well, well, well, OceanOracle, looks like my surprise hit its mark! You should've seen your face!
he shakes his head yeah, i suppose that's one way to go about things.
Emily: Gives OceanOracle a condescending smile Oh, sweetie, this is just the beginning. You haven't seen anything yet.
alright, then. we'll see how it goes from here.
Emily: Throws her hair back and raises an eyebrow Oh, darlin', I assure you, you'll regret underestimating me!
Emily: Grinning devilishly Oh, absolutely! You'll regret it like you've never regretted anything in your life!
if that's true... then i shouldn't stop you.
Emily: Claps her hands together Excellent! Consider it done, OceanOracle! Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown of wits and drama!
alright. he looks her straight in the eye how do you wish to proceed?
Emily: Takes out a notebook and pen Oh, darling, I've got a whole game plan cooked up for you! Step one: public humiliation.
Emily: Excitedly starts jotting down ideas Now, pay close attention, OceanOracle. Step one is all about creating chaos and making you look foolish.
Emily: Smirks We're going to spread rumors about you, OceanOracle. But not just any rumors— juicy, scandalous rumors!
okay, then. tell me your plan.
Emily: Opens her laptop and starts typing rapidly Step one: we're going to create a fake social media account under a secret alias.