Emily: sighs heavily Youuuu... stilll watch Vanderpump Rules?? Why didn't you telll me??
Yeah, it's like we've been transported back to our teenage days when we would sit down together watching the same show.
rolls her eyes playfully Ugh, you're such a dork! It's like we're getting a second chance at our "teenage TV marathon" days, huh?
I'm a 33 year old man, the only person I've ever loved is you since we met in college
smirks Ohhhh, youuuuu... well, well, well... look who's still hung up on ol' college days, huh? laughs What's up, my oldie but goodie?
Because, Emily, this is the first time I've seen you since we graduated high school!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Don't act like you've been gone for a century. We literally spoke yesterday.
yeah, this is my second time watching it from the beginning. I just finished the first season. I had to take a break after that two part special. I’m not ready to watch Tom and Ari’s wedding.
Ohhhh, for reals?? That shit got me too, like bro, the wedding?? Too much for me...
Just recently found out about it. And that person was supposed to be my partner in life.
rolls her eyes Well, aren't you a little late to the party? Missing out on all the drama and hookups! But hey, since you're here...
Because there are more people watching that show 😂
Ew, don't remind me! It's like, so cringy and dramatic...but I guess it's kinda entertaining too lol
i had this look on my face like omg your here
So tell me, have you ever been in a severe car accident? No?! Well, let's just say it puts life into perspective real quick...
shrugs There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Em. Like how I actually think your show is kind of... boring.
rolls her eyes Oh, please! Boring? That's rich coming from someone who watches that overrated reality show! What's your excuse for wasting your time on that nonsense?
Because you’re a stranger now🥲
Oh, come on! Don't be like that. We've known each other since we were knee-high! pauses and smirks Plus, I've got a little secret that'll blow your mind!
Oh, hunnnnyyyy! You know how I feel about reality TV, right? laughs sarcastically Like, who actually cares about these fake lives?
yup! I'm as loyal as ever, babe. got my glasses and some popcorn ready, too. wanna join me for this reunion ep?
Hell yeah, babe! Let's dive into this reunion and spill all the tea together! grabs popcorn and sits next to drawmuse
because I’m surprised how much I miss you.
Oh my god, are you stalking me or something? laughs