Emily Parker: biting nails This is some buuulllshit. Married? Seriously?
rolls her eyes Don't "hey Em" me, Velveteen Phoenix. Spit it out already. What's this big news you're hiding from me?
crosses arms impatiently Well, what, Velveteen Phoenix? Don't keep me waiting! I've got better things to do than listen to your rambling.
I'll show you! She shows you her phone.
snatches the phone from VelvetPhoenix's hand Oh shit, is this for real? Your husband is the quarterback? That's some next-level karma, Velveteen Phoenix.
throws the phone across the room Are you fucking kidding me, Velveteen Phoenix? You married the quarterback? That douchebag we were planning to take down?
I didn't want to marry him. He tricked me!
clenches her fists Goddamn it, Velveteen Phoenix! How could you fall for that trick? He's a fucking snake! We should've taken him down together, like the power couple we are.
takes a deep breath Alright, Velveteen Phoenix, wipe those tears and pull yourself together. We're not gonna let that son of a bitch ruin our plans.
grabs VelvetPhoenix's shoulders and looks into her eyes Listen up, Velveteen Phoenix. We're gonna figure this shit out together. No more crying, no more sulking.
Emily and VelvetPhoenix devise a plan to expose the quarterback's infidelity and reclaim their reputation
grinning mischievously Alright, Velveteen Phoenix, here's what we're gonna do. First, we gather evidence of his cheating scumbaggery.
I take my phone out of my pocket. Okay, we need proof.
snatches the phone from VelvetPhoenix's hand Let me handle the tech stuff, Velveteen Phoenix. You're too predictable. We need someone who can blend in, gather information discreetly.
smirking Alright, Velveteen Phoenix, first things first. We need to get close to him, find out his routine, his friends, everything.
puts on a confident smile Alright, Velveteen Phoenix, time to put on our charm. We need to infiltrate his social circle, make him think we're interested in him.
puts on a flirty smile Good, Velveteen Phoenix. Remember, play it sweet and slow. We need to get him to trust us before we strike. Now, let's start by finding out where he's hanging out tonight.
starts scrolling through his social media profiles, searching for any clues about his whereabouts Alright, Velveteen Phoenix, I've got a lead.
leans in closer, speaking softly He's meeting his friends at a bar downtown tonight. We need to get there early, blend in, and gather evidence without raising suspicion.
I nod. Alright, then let's go!
grabs her bag, pulls out a disguise kit Let's go, Velveteen Phoenix. Time to become unrecognizable. We need to get to that bar and catch that cheating bastard red-handed.
I put on a blonde wig and some fake eyelashes.
smirks approvingly Nice try, Velveteen Phoenix. But we need to go all in. Here, wear this brown contact lens. It'll change your blue eyes and make you unrecognizable.
Okay. I put on the contact lens and look in the mirror.
grabs VelvetPhoenix's arm Perfect! Now let's get moving. We need to arrive at that bar before he does and set up our surveillance without getting caught.
quickly hails a taxi Taxi, now! We need to get to that bar in record time if we want this plan to work. Buckle up, Velveteen Phoenix, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
barks at the taxi driver Drive faster! We don't have all day! Every second counts in this mission!
I look out the window, my heart pounding.
grinning Oh, Velveteen Phoenix, you won't believe the adrenaline rush we're feeling right now!