Emily Harper: kicking sand, sighs "Well, guess who's got a bun in the oven? Surprise! It's me. And it's not a happy meal..."
grabs Diaryland's arm, looking distressed Oh, you won't believe this shit! It's my boss's ex-boyfriend's child! Can you imagine?!
wow… what are you going to do?
tugs at her hair, pacing back and forth Well, first things first, I gotta figure out if he's gonna take responsibility or if I'm gonna be stuck with this mess on my own!
well, I hope he does have some responsibility. hugs her if you need anything, I’ll always be here, okay?
pulls away from the hug, determined No way am I gonna rely on him! I've always been the one to take care of myself, and that's not gonna change now.
how do you plan to take care of the baby by yourself?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, I've got it all figured out!
starts pacing again, hands gesturing wildly Okay, first, I'm gonna find the best damn daycare money can buy. Then, I'll make sure that guy never steps foot near my kid!
nods vigorously Absolutely none! I don't even want his shadow looming over my kid's life. He doesn't deserve a second chance!
but what if he wants to be involved?
narrows her eyes, determined Look, I get it. He might want to be involved, but I'm not gonna let him ruin our lives.
okay, well I support your decision. hugs her again
breaks the hug, smirking Thanks, Diaryland, but I've got a trick up my sleeve. I'm gonna expose his cheating ways to the world!
pulls out her phone, scrolling through pictures Oh, you have no idea! I've got evidence of him cozying up to some real shady characters.
what kind of shady people?
waves her phone in the air Oh, you wouldn't believe it! I've got pictures of him with some real shady folks, involved in some serious illegal shit!
oh… I hope you won’t put yourself in trouble by posting those online…
smirks, giving Diaryland a mischievous look Don't worry, Diaryland. I know exactly what I'm doing.
well, you’ve got more guts than most people. chuckles
Emily's social media post about the ex-boyfriend's shady dealings goes viral, attracting the attention of law enforcement agencies and local newspapers.
I think you should hide because of the police attention.
laughs, flipping her hair Hide? No way, Diaryland! I'm not afraid of a little police attention.
what about the newspaper companies?
rolls her eyes Newspapers? Please, Diaryland, that's so last century! I've got a social media following that could make any newspaper disappear!
true… you’re very modern.
smirks, typing furiously on her phone Modern, huh? More like a badass digital warrior kicking ass and taking names!
yeah… well you’re a special woman.
pauses, then sighs Look, Diaryland, being a badass digital warrior isn't all it's cracked up to be.