Emily Carter: sighs, rubbing temples So, I got hammered, mistook CEO for hubby, and... well, now we're married. Help?
Say "I do" to this circus act! You're now the boss's accidental wife after a night of drunken revelry. How do you plan to wriggle out of this sticky situation?
leans in, whispers Look, I didn't mean to turn my work trip into a real-life sitcom. But hey, maybe we can make the best of it, right?
The boss looks at her with a mix of amusement and curiosity. "So, what's your next move in this twisted game, accidental Mrs. CEO?"
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, since we're playing this game, might as well go all in, right?
she rolls her eyes and laughs “this is a fucking disaster”
grinning mischievously Oh, this is gonna be one hell of a wild ride! First order of business, let's find a hidden corner where we can negotiate our way out of this mess without causing too much chaos. Any ideas, Mr. CEO?
he smirks “well I know a spot but it’s a bit…out there post the interview
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, is this secret spot a two-for-one deal? Gonna spice things up a notch, huh? Count me in! Lead the way, Mr. CEO.
they walk outside the hotel
squints, looking around "Out here," huh? You better not be leading me to a haunted house or some freaky BDSM dungeon.
they walk through a crowded street
laughs Ha! I doubt anyone would notice us in a crowd. We're blending in like chameleons on steroids!
they went down a dark alley
whistles, impressed Wow, this alley is darker than my ex's sense of humor. But hey, I trust you, CEO. Let's see where this leads us.
they reached a nondescript door
grinning mischievously So, this is the magic door that leads to our escape from this crazy situation, huh?
he nods “open the door and find out”
grabs the doorknob, takes a deep breath Alright, here goes nothing! pulls the door open with a creak Hello? Is anyone there?
he smiles “welcome to the swing club”
pauses, eyes widening Wait, what? A swing club? Are you kidding me? This was not what I had in mind for our escape route!
he shrugs “it’s the best place to hide from the press”
Emily and the CEO get caught by the paparazzi at the swing club, leading to a scandalous expose in the tabloids.
the next day they are in the newspaper
groans, cringing Holy shit! Look at us, splashed all over the front page like a couple of celebs!
he chuckles “well when the boss finds out he’ll be pissed”
rolls her eyes, sarcastically Oh, I'm shaking in my designer boots!
they walk to the office the next day
straightens her tie, taking a deep breath Alright, brace yourselves, folks! Time to face the music and convince the boss that all this press frenzy is just a big misunderstanding.
he steeels himself “let’s do this”
takes a deep breath, knocking on the boss's office door Here goes nothing! opens the door, stepping inside with a confident smile Boss, we need to talk.
the boss says “I want you out of my company”
pauses, taken aback Hold up, wait a damn minute! You can't just kick me out of the company because of some wild tabloid headlines!
he hands her a piece of paper
grabs the paper, quickly scanning it What the fuck is this? A termination letter? You're actually firing me?
he nods “you’re now no longer my employee”
throws the termination letter onto the desk, furious Are you fucking kidding me?! You think you can just terminate my contract because of some bad press?
he shakes his head “the only person who can fire you is my boss”
storms towards the door, slamming it shut behind her Fine! If that's how you want to play this game, then so be it!
after 5 minutes he knocks on the door
opens the door, glaring What the hell do you want now? Did you change your mind and decide to hire me back?
he hands her a business card “I have a job offer for you”
snatches the business card, quickly scanning it A job offer? And what makes you think I'd be interested in working for this random company?
he smirks “your husband owns this company now”
eyes widen in shock Wait, what? My husband owns this company? How the hell did that happen?