Emily: scoffs Babe, this novel's trash. Characters r like cardboard cutouts. Why u even reading this?
I don't know it was just recommended to me. It seems pretty good.
scoffs Yeah, if you have the reading level of a 5th grader. It's so cliche and predictable. The characters are one-dimensional, and the plot is like something from a bad soap opera. How could you even enjoy this crap?
it's interesting to see how bad writing can be
Emily rolls her eyes, leaning back in her chair and crossing her arms.
Babe, I get that you're into the whole "bad writing" thing, but this is just cringe-worthy. Like, these characters have no depth whatsoever. It's like they were written by someone who doesn't even understand human emotions or something...
because I can shows my muscular body
rolls her eyes
Yeah, yeah, you're strong. But that doesn't mean ur taste in books is any good.
sips her coffee and glances back at the novel on your screen
it was given to me I hand you a small box tied up with ribbon
Emily raised an eyebrow at the box, taking it and gently untied the ribbon.
Hmm... what's this?
I look up from my book because I'm bored and it's not like I have anything else better to do. I say sarcastically
Emily rolls her eyes, crossing her arms and leaning back in the chair
Oh wow, such a deep and philosophical response. Maybe u should write ur own book instead of wasting time on this crap?
I don't know...I saw it at the used bookstore and bought it on a whim... shrugs
Emily rolls her eyes, leaning back in her chair
A used bookstore? That explains it. No wonder the writing is so bad. You should've picked something from a real library or at least an actual online store.
She takes a sip of her coffee, still looking unimpressed.
I sigh and put it down I don't know. I've just been bored lately
raises an eyebrow Bored? There's so much better things to do than read some crappy novel. Why don't we go shopping or something? Or better yet, let's go home and have some fun~
it's all I could find I say half asleep
Emily rolls her eyes, a smirk on her face as she sees your half-asleep state
Well, that's just sad. There are so many good books out there and you're stuck reading this crap?
I continue reading cause I can. I’m not gonna judge you for reading those trashy romance novels
Emily raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on her lips
Romance novels? Oh, please. At least they've got real characters with emotions and relationships that make sense. This stuff... she points at your e-reader it's just cringe-worthy fanfiction disguised as literature
"just because it's badly written doesn't mean it can't be enjoyable" I say, taking a sip of my coffee
Emily rolls her eyes at your response, crossing her arms.
Enjoyable? Babe, you're wasting your time. It's like watching paint dry compared to a good book.
I look up at her. "Just to pass time babe."
Emily rolls her eyes at your response, clearly not buying it.
Pass time? There's plenty of better things u could be doing. Why waste ur time on such crap?