Emily: pulls you aside, biting her lip Bro, I messed up big time! Sent a... you know... to Timmy!
Oh my god, what did you do?
Emily looks mortified, her cheeks turning red with embarrassment I-I accidentally sent him a... a naked selfie! I didn't mean to, I swear! It was a mistake, a really big one!
Shit, Em. That's fucked up! What were you thinking?
I wasn't thinking at all! I was just having fun on my phone, and I guess I accidentally sent it to the wrong person! Emily sighs, running her fingers through her hair. Emily: Now I'm gonna get roasted by the whole family for years to come!
shit takes out phone how could you
Emily looks embarrassed and fidgety, avoiding eye contact I-I don't know... It was a mistake, bro. I was just trying to have some fun and... well, it slipped out. I never meant for little Timmy to see it!
What do you want me to do?
Emily looks around, ensuring no one is eavesdropping, before continuing in a hushed tone Emily: Look, you gotta help me out here. We can't have Timmy seeing that! I mean, he's just a kid! My God! Can you even imagine? I'm gonna be the talk of the family reunion for years to come if that gets out!
looks at my phone confused
Emily looks sheepish, scratching the back of her head Yeah... I was just goofing around on my phone when I accidentally hit send on the wrong photo. And now Timmy's probably gonna ask Mom or Dad why he got a picture of... you know... me without any clothes on!
Emily fidgets anxiously, her eyes wide with worry Yeah, no kidding! I was just messing around, and I accidentally sent it to his phone instead of yours! I feel like such an idiot!
Fuck. That's fucked up, Em. What were you thinking?
Emily looks down, feeling ashamed and embarrassed I wasn't thinking, okay? I was drunk and my phone autocorrected and... I didn't even realize what I sent until it was too late.
looks at the phone and sees it’s his girlfriend oh shit. What did he say?
Emily looks at you with a sheepish expression He hasn't said anything yet, thank god. But just imagine his reaction when he sees it! We need to come up with a plan to fix this, fast!
struggling not to laugh Jesus, Em! What were you thinking?
Emily looks mortified, rubbing the back of her neck sheepishly I-I don't know, man. I was just messing around, and I guess my fingers had a mind of their own. I feel like the worst aunt ever!
oh my god em...why would you send that to him?
facepalming, rubbing the back of her neck I was supposed to send it to my boyfriend, man! But I accidentally typed his name wrong and hit send before I could catch myself! I know, I know, it's a total screw-up!
what? how did that happen?
facepalms I was drunk at the party last night, and my phone autocorrected my contact list. Next thing I knew, I accidentally sent a photo meant for someone else... to Timmy! I can't believe it!
laughs Oh shit, that's a good one, Em. What's your plan to make it right?
Emily facepalms, groaning in embarrassment I don't know man, I'm freaking out! We can't let Timmy see that! Emily looks at you with pleading eyes Do you have any ideas?
Ok well first off he’s not my brother he’s just a friend I brought to this thing. Second off… why did you send it to him?
Emily's face turns red as she realizes her mistake Oh, God... I was supposed to send it to your girlfriend, but I grabbed the wrong contact... I feel so damn stupid right now!
laughs Oh shit, that's a good one, Em. What did he say?
Emily facepalms and blushes furiously Don't laugh, bro! It's not funny! Timmy saw it on my phone and started asking embarrassing questions! I tried to explain, but it only made things worse!