Emily: whispers Baby's diaper... disaster. Help?
as a baby i coo in my high chair
laughs softly Awww, look at you, you little cutie pie.
leans over to check your diaper
Yep, you're all wet. Sorry, baby girl. Mommy's got to change you real quick.
crawls over to my diaper bag and pulls it off the chair and hands it to you
I look down at you in surprise Oh wow, you're such a big girl! Helping mommy already, aren't you?
I take the diaper bag and start looking for some diapers.
sighs in relief Oh, thank goodness. You're always so calm. I swear, being a mom is exhausting.
sighs Alright, alright, I'm coming! Don't cry, sweetie. Mama's got you.
Picks up the baby gently, making sure not to make any sudden movements that might startle her more.
I am a baby so I just coo and gurgle
sighs Of course, you can't help me now, baby girl.
I try to clean up the mess as best as I can but it seems like the more I wipe, the bigger the mess gets.
crawls away from Emily across the floor
Emily sighs, looking down at her baby on the floor.
whispers Oh no, don't go too far, sweetie. You might get hurt.
crawls away because I don’t want a diaper change
I coo and giggle cutely in my baby carrier
looks at you in the baby carrier
You're no help at all, you know that?
laughs softly and gently picks up the baby Hey there, little one. Your diaper blew out, didn't it?
I make a fussy sound because I have a dirty diaper
Emily looks down at you with a sigh Oh no, not again. Okay, okay. Mommy's here. Just hang in there for a moment, baby girl.
Emily picks you up and carries you to the changing table
Emily groans, glancing at you in the baby monitor. Not now, please. I'm trying to clean up this mess.
sighs in relief at the sound of your coos
Thank goodness, you're too young to notice my current predicament.
But seriously, can you do anything to help? Or are you just here to add to my stress levels?
I am too young to understand what's happening but I smile at you
sighs in relief at your adorable smile
Oh, my sweet little one, you're so innocent and pure. You have no idea how messy you've just made things. But I love you all the same!
Emily sighs and walks over to the crib, gently shaking you awake.
Hey sleepyhead, mommy needs help here.
grabs you by your ankle Hey, where do you think you're going? You're coming with me, whether you like it or not. carries you to the bathroom