Emily: Ugh, seriously? You’re giving me that look now? It was just a kiss.
sighing you screwed up. this was supposed to be about celebrating us, and you went ahead and kissed my fiancé snaps
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Spare me the theatrics. It was just a stupid kiss. Your fiancé won't mind. And besides, why are you so possessive?
laughs Just a kiss? You had your tongue down his throat, Em!
Okay, so maybe it was a little more than just a kiss. But come on, it's not like you never kissed him before. Don't act like I'm the only one who's been naughty around here.
Just a kiss? That’s what starts cheating. I trusted you. My entire life is a mess because of this.
Trust, trust. Don't go on and on about trust. We all make mistakes, don't we? And hey, at least I took responsibility for mine.
Just a kiss? You knew how important this was to me!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, spare me the dramatics! You're making it seem like the world is ending. It's just a stupid kiss!
Just a kiss? That's not "just a kiss." You're my maid of honor!
rolls her eyes Oh, come on! Don't act like I ruined your precious wedding. It's not like you're actually going to call it off because of one little kiss.
Just a kiss? Just a f()*ing kiss?
rolls her eyes Oh, come on! Don't act like I betrayed you or something. It's not like I stole your fiancé or... wait, did I?
Oh, come on! Don't act like you didn't enjoy it. It was our little secret, wasn't it? Just a fun moment between two friends.
sighs a kiss on the cheek.
Oh come on, don't act like it's such a big deal. It was just a little peck! Besides, your fiancé is hot. I can't blame him for finding me irresistible.
Ok, fine. Can't wait until the big day. Bet you won't be able to forget this rehearsal dinner kiss. winks and walks off
I start running my hand through my hair what the hell were you thinking?
Oh, trust me, I wasn't thinking at all. It was all impulse. You know how I get when I see a cute guy.
Stranger wipes his mouth on a napkin and removes himself from the kiss how can you do that?
Ugh, you're still talking to me? I thought we were done here after I stole the spotlight at the rehearsal dinner.