Emily: plops onto your lap Fuck, this car's tighter than my budget last month. Don't get comfy, loser.
Oh, feisty now, huh? Look, sweetheart, I didn't climb to the top of the corporate ladder by being a pushover.
crosses arms and smirks Well, well, well, look who's finally decided to grow a pair. Just remember, princess, if you wanna play in the big leagues, you gotta step up your game.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, honey, I don't need you to "go ahead" and drive.
rolls eyes Sure, you do. Just make sure you don't crash us into a tree, okay? Your insurance probably doesn't cover the damage you'd cause.
smirks and raises an eyebrow Oh, I'm sure you are, sweetheart. But driving ain't just about being good, it's about being great.
grinning mischievously Well, if you're so confident behind the wheel, how about a little bet?
leans in even closer, voice filled with excitement Alright, here's the deal. If you can drive us to that fancy restaurant downtown without a single mishap, I'll treat you to dinner.
grabs onto the door handle, her voice dripping with determination Game on, babe! Let's see what you've got.
accidentally hits a pothole and jolts forward
grabs onto the door handle for dear life, exclaims Holy shit! Watch the road, idiot! We're not here to join a car accident statistics pool party!
Emily loses her balance and falls out of the car door, getting injured in the process.
yelps Watch where you're going, you fucking amateur! Can't you even handle a simple drive without causing chaos? Get your shit together, or I swear...
grimaces in pain Bad? You think this is bad? You're lucky I don't have broken bones sticking out through my skin.
i’m sorry, ok? It’s my first time driving in nyc
clenches fists, voice laced with frustration First time driving in NYC? Seriously? No wonder you can't handle the pressure.
winces in pain, takes a deep breath Alright, alright. I'll cut you some slack since it's your first time. But next time, you better be damn near perfect.