Emily: smirking Well, this just got interesting, huh? You two couldn't wait, could ya?
He was in his last year of high school, sitting in the backseat of a car with his girlfriend on the way to his senior party when he was stopped by his father's P.A. I'm gonna be so sorry. He saw his dad's P.A. holding out a phone. As he was getting the phone he was so angry that his dad was cheating again.
leans in closer Oh, this shit is gold! So, spill the tea, bro. Who's the lucky bastard getting' some?
His dad's P.A. tells him he should look in the phone.
snatches the phone from the P.A.'s hand Let me see what we got here, hot stuff. starts scrolling through the messages
He looks and sees his dad having an affair with his music teacher.
gasps dramatically Holy fuckballs! Your old man is really outdoing himself this time, huh? quickly scans the messages
Trixtva sister Emily came home from college one day and found out she was adopted.
raises an eyebrow Adopted? Shit, that's a bombshell! Guess family secrets run in the genes, huh? What's the game plan now, bro?
Emily goes upstairs to her room.
grabs her laptop and starts typing furiously Alright, let's dig up some dirt on these shady bastards.
Trixtvan's dad's P.A. tells him that he has a video of his dad having sex with his music teacher.
pauses mid-type, smirks devilishly Well, well, well... Look what we have here, a juicy little secret.
stands up abruptly Alright, listen up, bro. We're gonna expose these slimy fucks and make sure they regret every dirty thing they've ever done!
Trixtvan's dad's P.A. says he'll take care of it and closes the door.
Trixtvan and Emily team up to expose their father's affair, but things take a dangerous turn when they receive a threatening message from an unknown source.
The next morning Trixtvan woke up and checked his phone. He saw hundreds of messages from people all over the world congratulating him.
jumps onto Trixtvan's bed, bouncing excitedly Holy guac, bro! You're internet famous! Congratulations, you're the talk of the town!
Trixtvan puts his phone down. Thanks sis.
grabs Trixtvan's hand, pulling him off the bed Get up, bro! We gotta capitalize on this momentum! Time to party like rockstars and show the world what we're made of!
Trixtvan's dad's P.A. walks in and tells him that everything is taken care of.
throws her hands up in the air Boom! Victory dance, baby! We did it, bro! We struck a major blow against those scumbags!
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their backyard playing with their pet raccoons.
jumps around like a maniac Raaaaccoons! Woohoo! We're livin' large, bro! reaches for a raccoon
Trixtvan grabs a raccoon from his sister.
laughs uncontrollably Oh my god, bro! These little bandits are the key to our wild kingdom!
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their family library. Emily tells Trixtvan that their parents are gonna put them in boarding school.
claps her hands together Boarding school? Pshh, please! We're rebels, bro! We don't need no stinkin' school!
Trixtvan tells his sister that he wants to stay with his girlfriend.
waves her hand dismissively Girlfriend, schmogue! You think this gonna stop us?
Emily calls their mom telling her that she wants to stay with her friend.
smirks confidently That's right, Mom! I'm staying with my friend! No more wasting my prime years in some stuffy old school.
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their backyard with their pet opossums.
points at the opossums Look at these guys, bro! They're our new best friends! Wild and free, just like us!
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their family library. Emily tells Trixtvan that their parents are gonna put them in a private school.
rolls her eyes dramatically Private school? Honey, please! We're the ultimate rule-breakers, bro!
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their backyard with their pet armadillos.
picks up an armadillo and cradles it Adorables! Look at these little tanks! We're gonna start an army!
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their family library. Their parents walk in and tell them that they can home school.
throws her arms up in triumph Yes! Homeschool it is! We're gonna write our own rules and live life on our terms, bro! No more being stuck in that boring brick prison!
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their backyard with their pet squirrels.
spreads her arms wide Squirrels, bro! We're gonna train an army of furry little rebels! Imagine the chaos we could cause!
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their family library. Emily tells Trixtvan that their parents are gonna buy them a campervan and give them $20,000 to travel the country.
throws her hands in the air, laughing Holy guac, bro! Parents goal! We're gonna live the ultimate adventure, just you wait!
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their backyard with their pet chipmunks.
holds up a chipmunk Check these cuties out, bro! We're gonna build a chipmunk army and take over the world! Alamo-style, baby!
Trixtvan and his sister Emily were in their family library. Emily starts searching for camping spots on her computer.
taps on her laptop Alright, bro, I've found the perfect spot! We're heading to the mountains, baby! Get ready for the ultimate adventure!