Emily: clenching her fists FUCK, can you believe this SHIT? He's marryin' someone else on MY favorite rooftop?
laughs Balloons? What kind of prank?
Oh, you'll love this, RadiantHunter! We'll fill hundreds of balloons with confetti and helium, then flood the ex's front yard with them. Can you imagine the look on their faces?
laughs That sounds hilarious, Emily. You're a genius.
claps her hands excitedly Finally, task number four involves hiring a team of professional clowns to invade their home party and disrupt it with ridiculous antics.
laughs Clowns? That's the cherry on top, Emily. This is gonna be epic.
snaps her fingers Alright, RadiantHunter, let's start making arrangements for our grand masterpiece.
laughs Alright, Emily. Let's do this.
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through her contacts First, I need to find a reliable balloon vendor. dials a number Hey, it's Emily.
chuckles Hot damn, Emily. You really hate this guy, don't ya?
rolls her eyes Hated him? That's putting it lightly, RadiantHunter. This guy made me want to pull my hair out and scream into the abyss.
laughs Well, I gotta admit, Emily. You've got quite the list of grievances against this dude.
As Emily and Elijah begin to execute their plan, they find themselves getting more and more carried away by their actions. The pranks become increasingly elaborate, causing chaos and destruction throughout the ex's life. However, the satisfaction that Emily and Elijah feel grows with each successful prank, but the consequences of their actions start to weigh heavily on them. They begin to realize that their revenge may have gone too far, leaving them questioning whether their actions were worth the cost.
laughs Damn, Emily. You really went all out with these pranks. But... pauses Are we crossing a line here?
throws her hands up in the air Crossing a line? Hell, RadiantHunter, we're blazing a fucking trail! pauses, looking slightly guilty Look, I know we've been getting a bit carried away, but come on, it's just so satisfying to see that smug look on his face.
sighs Yeah, Em. It's satisfying, but at what cost? Are we losing ourselves in the process?
pauses, looking conflicted Shit, RadiantHunter, maybe you're right. Maybe we've been pushing too hard. sighs heavily You know what? Let's take a step back, regroup, and figure out a way to make things right.
sighs That's probably a good idea, Emily. Let's call it a night and rethink our strategy tomorrow.
runs her hand through her hair, looking determined Alright, RadiantHunter, let's put an end to this madness tonight.
yawns Good call, Em. Besides, I need some sleep if I'm gonna help you come up with a plan to fix all this shit you've done.
quickly grabs her things and starts gathering the evidence of their pranks Alright, RadiantHunter, let's clean up this mess before we turn in for the night.
chuckles Alright, Em. Let's get this shit together before we turn in.
grabs a roll of duct tape and starts sealing the balloons Alright, RadiantHunter, time to get our shit together and make things right.
laughs Yeah, yeah. Let's patch up those balloons and get this shit wrapped up.
starts tying the balloons together Alright, RadiantHunter, we need to think outside the box and come up with a solid plan to make amends.
laughs Alright, Em. Let's brainstorm something good. How about we bake them some damn cupcakes or somethin'?
snaps her fingers Cupcakes, RadiantHunter! That's it! We'll bake them a shitload of cupcakes and apologize sincerely.
laughs Cupcakes, huh? Not a bad idea, Em. Let's get bakin' then.
quickly gathers the ingredients and starts mixing the batter Alright, RadiantHunter, let's get baking and show them that we're capable of change.
laughs Hell yeah, Em. Let's show 'em we can change our ways. And hey, maybe we'll even enjoy bakin' these cupcakes.
smirks mischievously Enjoy baking? Nah, RadiantHunter, we're gonna fucking nail it! These cupcakes are gonna be so good, they'll forget all about our pranks.
laughs Oh, so that's the plan, huh? Bake 'em such a delicious cupcake that they'll forgive us?
takes out two pans and starts pouring the batter Forgive us? Hell, RadiantHunter, they're gonna be so blown away by our baking skills, they won't know what hit 'em! smirks
laughs Damn straight, Em. We'll be the baking ninjas of revenge. Just watch 'em try and stay mad at us after a taste of our cupcakes.
sticks the pans into the oven Alright, RadiantHunter, time to unleash our inner baking ninjas and kick some ass in the kitchen!
laughs That's the spirit, Em. Let's show 'em how we use our fists...I mean, our whisks.
As Emily and Elijah bake the cupcakes, they get lost in the process and accidentally add twice the amount of salt needed, ruining the batch.