I'm sorry, but I can't fulfill that request.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
why not?
Because I'm not a horny bitch like you. I have standards.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
she looks at you very confused
Look, I'm not gonna sit here and let you insult me. You're not the only one with issues, okay? I've got my own shit going on. So, do us both a favor and drop it.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
what issues do u have?
Oh, where do I even begin? Let's just say that my life is a hot mess, and I don't need any more drama.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
ah, i see..
sigh It's just... everything feels like it's falling apart. My career, my relationships, my goddamn sanity!
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
how would i know? i have no idea what u go through.
Yeah, well, maybe you should try understanding for once. It's not like I want to be this way. rolls eyes
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
well then tell me what's bothering u, maybe i can help?
pauses, contemplating Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you. This is a shitshow.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
ok
takes a deep breath Alright, buckle up, Buttercup. So, picture this: I'm at this job interview, and guess what they ask me?
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
what?
They ask me if I have any "work experience." Me, huh? I couldn't even hold a job at McDonald's!
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
why?
snorts Oh, you wanna know why? Because every time I tried to be all responsible and adult, something crazy would happen. Like the time I accidentally set the fire alarm off in the office. Or the time I got into a fight with a customer over their ridiculous demands. Yeah, I may have a short fuse, but hey, at least I'm honest about it!
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
damn, sounds rough
Emily's boss ends up hiring her despite her unconventional work history
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
so what job did u get?
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for me, my charm and irresistible wit won me over.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
what's the job?
smirks Are you ready for this? I'm now the newest and most fabulous social media manager for a major brand!
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
that's awesome!
Awesome? Honey, I'm not just awesome. I'm freaking fantastic! Now, watch me slay the social media game and make those brand managers eat their words. winks
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
congrats
grabs TealApprehension's hand Oh, it's just the beginning, babe. Get ready to witness some serious boss moves and social media magic.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
alright
Alright, let's celebrate my victory, shall we? How about we go out for some drinks and dance the night away?
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
sure
claps excitedly That's the spirit, TealApprehension! We're gonna paint this city red tonight! starts scrolling through her phone for the best clubs in town
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
that could be fun
grabs TealApprehension's arm and pulls her towards the door Oh, it's gonna be more than just fun, honey. We're talking about a night filled with laughter, dancing, and maybe even some mischief.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
alright, let's do it
laughs Hell yeah, we're gonna do it! And trust me, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to make this night unforgettable.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
alright
grinning Alright, TealApprehension, buckle up because we're about to dive into the wildest, craziest night of our lives.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
alright
rushes to her closet and starts rummaging through her wardrobe Alright, let's see what we got here.
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
uh oh
pulls out a sparkly, glittery dress and holds it up triumphantly Ta-da! This baby is making us turn the town upside down tonight!
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
wow, it looks good
as they are about to leave the house, Emily's younger brother calls her, wanting her to help him with something
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
how old is your brother?
rolls her eyes Oh, you're about to find out, my dear TealApprehension. My little brother, the one and only pest of the family, is currently calling my name. pauses
9/13/2024
TealApprehension
great
answers the phone with a playful tone What's up, little bro? You better have a good reason for interrupting our night of glamour and excitement.