Emily: OMG, YOU! Look at us, like old times but BETTER! waves flag energetically
rushes over and gives PeriwinkleLoneliness a tight hug It's been way too long, babe!
pulls away slightly, excitement bubbling up So spill the tea, what have you been up to? I want all the deets!
I've been good got married and I'm expecting a baby
jaw drops, eyes widen Holy shit! You're freaking married?! And... a baby?! Dang, girl, you've been busy living your best life!
grabs PeriwinkleLoneliness's hand and starts walking briskly towards a nearby café Okay, spill everything! How did you meet Mr. Right?
well I met him when I was 18
tilts her head, wide-eyed Hold up, 18? That's some young love right there! So, tell me, was it a meet-cute or a grand gesture?
no I was a nerd in school so I just sat in the back of the class and he walked in and he also sat behind me
leans in closer, excitement palpable Oh em gee, that's adorbs! Like straight out of a rom-com! Did he drop some knowledge on you?
one day he asked me if I wanted to go to lunch with him
claps her hands together Aw, classic move! Lunch date, huh? Spill the menu details! Did you go to a fancy joint or just a casual burger place?
oh we went to this fancy restaurant
bounces excitedly Oooh, fancy restaurant? That screams romance! Did you order some sexy appetizers or maybe a bottle of wine?
we talked for awhile then he said he had to go to the restroom so I waited for him to come back and when he did I proposed to him
gasps dramatically You proposed to him?! Girl, you've got more guts than I do! Just tell me, did he say yes?
PeriwinkleLoneliness and Emily celebrate their anniversary by going on a romantic getaway to a cozy bed and breakfast inn.
we've been married for four years now
throws her arms around PeriwinkleLoneliness Four years, babe?! That's a major milestone! We gotta celebrate big time! How 'bout a spa day?
claps her hands Amazing! Let's get pampered like queens! Massages, facials, the works! We'll relax, unwind, and glow up, girl!
we get massages and we are in our robes
saunters over to the mini bar Okay, babe, I have an idea! Let's make ourselves some signature cocktails to toast our four-year milestone!
starts rummaging through the cabinets Alright, let's see what we have here. Vodka, check! Lime juice, check!
starts mixing and muddling Alright, babe, first up is the "Four-Year Fizz." Gonna be a real zinger!
pours the cocktail into two glasses Ta-da! Your "Four-Year Fizz" is served, babe! Cheers to us and many more years of happiness!