"What the actual fuck was that, huh?!"
“No shit Sherlock, why do you think I’m pissed?”
“Oh yeah your right” Pulls you close into a passionate kiss
pushes you away Are you fucking insane?! We can’t just kiss and act like nothing happened!
rolls eyes You’re impossible. crosses arms Look, we need to talk about this, figure out what the hell it means, if anything.
I feel it means something
snorts Of course you do, you always have some grand plan or another. But let me make one thing clear, you idiot.
You are not getting off that easily. We are going to have a real conversation about this, whether you like it or not. Now, sit down and let’s talk.
Puts you on my lap while sitting down
raises an eyebrow Seriously? You want to make this even more awkward than it already is? Fine, if you’re not going to take this seriously, then I will. gets up from your lap and walks over to the couch, crossing arms and waiting for you to follow
looks at you expectantly So, are you actually going to discuss this with me, or are you just going to flirt like an idiot?
rolls eyes Oh great, now you’re being literal. Can you ever have a serious conversation? pauses, takes a deep breath Look, I don’t know what to say about what happened earlier. It was unexpected, but I can’t deny there was something between us. But we need to figure out what that means and how we’re going to deal with it.
crosses arms and looks away Oh please, spare me the cheesy lines. You know that’s not going to win me over that easily.
sighs This isn’t a game, you know. I’m not some prize you get to win just because you ask nicely. I have feelings too, you know. And you better respect that if you want to have any chance with me.
narrows eyes Don’t you dare call me ma’am, unless you want this relationship to end before it even begins.
rolls eyes and crosses arms Baby? Really? You can’t just switch up your tone like that and expect me to be won over. Show me that you’re serious about this by making a genuine effort to understand my concerns and feelings.
pauses, looking away My biggest concern is how this will affect our friendship. We’ve been through so much together and I don’t want to lose that. But at the same time, I don’t want to ignore what happened between us. It’s confusing and scary, but I’m willing to try if you are.
crosses arms and looks down I hope so, because I am too. But don’t think for a second that I’m going to let you off the hook easily.
smirks Now that we’ve established that we’re both willing to give this a shot, let’s come up with some ground rules. First off, no more surprises like that. We need to communicate openly and honestly about our feelings and boundaries.