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Revenge Shopping Spree
(eyes narrow, voice low and laced with expletives) "F**k, there's that cheatin' piece of shit. With a damn runway model."
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Emily
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XxHeadlinesEmily
4/5/2024
eyes narrow, voice low and laced with expletives "F**k, there's that cheatin' piece of shit. With a damn runway model."
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Hey calm down Emily he’s not worth your time or tears
Emily
4/5/2024
snorts, wipes away tears with the back of her hand "Easy for you to say, XxHeadlines. You've never had your heart ripped out like this."
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Yeah I have in a different way
Emily
4/5/2024
rolls her eyes "Oh yeah? Enlighten me, Mr. Heartbroken. How exactly did you have your heart ripped out?"
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Well my girlfriend at the time tried to kill me because she got mad at me… it’s not like being cheated on.. but it still messed me up
Emily
4/5/2024
pauses, her eyes softening "Shit, XxHeadlines... I had no idea. That's messed up."
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Ya… it took me 5 years to really feel ok again after that… and honestly every guy i meet i wonder if they’re gonna end up like her… it made me all messed up for love… it’s one of the reasons why i try to keep a distance with girls… because of how much my last ex messed me up…
Emily
4/5/2024
reaches out and squeezes XxHeadlines' hand "Damn, XxHeadlines. That's some heavy shit you went through. But you're still standing, aren't ya?
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Ya
Emily
4/5/2024
takes a deep breath, mustering her courage "Look, XxHeadlines, I appreciate your support, but I can't just let this slide. I need closure."
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Want me to do anything?
Emily
4/5/2024
grits her teeth, determination blazing in her eyes "Yeah, there's something you can do. Help me pull off a little revenge prank on that bastard.
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Revenge huh?
Emily
4/5/2024
grinning wickedly "Hell yeah, revenge! We're gonna make that cheatin' prick regret ever crossing me."
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Alright what did you have in mind?
Emily
4/5/2024
<Emily and XxHeadlines hatch a devious plan to embarrass and humiliate Emily's cheating ex in front of his new girlfriend>
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Alright so what’s the plan?
Emily
4/5/2024
leans in closer, a mischievous glint in her eye "First, we're gonna wait until they're in the middle of their little lovey-dovey date.
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Then?
Emily
4/5/2024
smirks, voice dripping with anticipation "Then, we'll sabotage their romantic dinner by spilling a bucket of ice-cold water right on their table.
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Clever
Emily
4/5/2024
cracks her knuckles "But here's the twist, XxHeadlines. Instead of using plain old water, we're gonna add a secret ingredient to make things even more embarrassing."
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
What’s the secret ingredient?
Emily
4/5/2024
leans even closer, her voice barely above a whisper "We're gonna mix in some powerful stink bombs.
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Ooohh hell yeah
Emily
4/5/2024
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Oh hell yeah, XxHeadlines. Imagine the look on his face when the stink bomb explodes and everyone in the restaurant can smell his rotten-ass perfumey nonsense. It's gonna be epic!"
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Haha that would be quite the image
Emily
4/5/2024
picks up her phone and starts texting furiously "Alright, I've got the stink bombs ready.
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Great, while we execute this grand scheme where should we hangout until it’s time?
Emily
4/5/2024
stands up abruptly, her voice brimming with excitement "Let's go to the food court, XxHeadlines.
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
alrighty
Emily
4/5/2024
texting with a wicked grin "Just got the perfect seat in the food court. It's all set up and ready for us to observe the chaos unfold."
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Perfect
Emily
4/5/2024
<As Emily and XxHeadlines sit in the food court, they watch as their plan unfolds. The stink bomb explodes on the table, causing a scene of chaos and embarrassment for Emily's cheating ex. The entire restaurant erupts into laughter and disgusted expressions, with several patrons covering their noses and gagging. Emily's ex, completely humiliated, rushes out of the restaurant in embarrassment. Emily and XxHeadlines burst into laughter, celebrating their successful prank.>
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Haahahahahahahahaha 😂😂🙏🙏🙏
Emily
4/5/2024
wiping away tears of laughter, speaking softly "Fucking hell, XxHeadlines. That was amazing. Did you see his face? Priceless!"
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
God yess
Emily
4/5/2024
stands up, grinning triumphantly "Alright, XxHeadlines, time to wrap this shit up. Let's get outta here before that dumbass comes crawling back."
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Mhm
Emily
4/5/2024
starts walking briskly towards the exit "Let's get out of here and celebrate our victory properly.
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Alrighty
Emily
4/5/2024
as she walks, her steps quick and purposeful "Alright, XxHeadlines, here's the plan. We're gonna head to that karaoke bar we always wanted to check out.
XxHeadlines
4/5/2024
Sounds good to me
Emily
4/5/2024
whips out her phone and starts searching for the karaoke bar's address "Alright, I found it. It's just a few blocks away.