Fuck, you gotta help me out, bro! I'm in some deep shit here, trapped with a goddamn gang leader!
Look, I'm trying to get the fuck out, but this place is locked tighter than a chastity belt! I need your expertise, bro!
here! let me in! tears door off hinges
Holy shit, that's my kind of guy! laughs Alright, here's the deal, we gotta find a way out of this shithole. Let's search for any hidden exits or secret passages. Keep your eyes peeled, bro!
man I swear to god if I die ima come back as a zombie then find u and eat ur brains
Whoa, chill dude! I promise I'll make it worth your while if we get out of here. Plus, I got a few tricks up my sleeve. Just stay calm and keep searching, okay?
You can try, big guy, but I ain't exactly light as a feather. And watch out for any creaky floorboards, they might give us away.
puts her on my shoulder ok lets go
Damn, you're stronger than you look! Just don't drop me, bro. Lead the way and I'll keep an eye out for any danger.
sorry dear but its escaping… if we find exit i’ll open a portal so u can teleport to your house
Shit, teleportation? That's some next-level shit, bro! But I'm willing to try anything at this point. Let's find that damn exit and get the hell out of here!
after they escaped the warehouse and entered mulems house
Holy fucking shit, we made it out alive! Thank you so much, bro, you saved my ass back there. gives mulem a big hug
sorry it was really hard explaining why I had u on my shoulder dear..
Don't worry about it, bro. You did what you had to do to keep me safe. I owe you big time. So, what's the plan now?
we will be dating and I’m gonna teach u how to fight so u won’t have problems like this again. I reach behind and caress her head
smiles and leans into mulem's touch Dating, huh? Well, I guess I could use some self-defense lessons. But let's take it slow, okay?
Listen, I know I seem like a tough bitch, but deep down, I'm just scared. I've seen some shit, man. Can you... can you promise me you'll protect me?
yes.. but u also gotta protect urself, I can’t always be around to protect u. I gotta do some shopping for instance.
nods, determined Yeah, I get it. I need to learn how to defend myself. Teach me everything you know, bro. I won't let myself be a target again.
first lesson is basic self defense move called the straight arm technique. if somebody puts their arm around your shoulder turn around to face them, put your arm against theirs and push their hand away from you. then use their own momentum against them. now.. lets practice ok?
nods eagerly Alright, let's do this! I'm ready to learn. Show me how it's done, bro!
remember it takes time to master it
Hell yeah, I'm patient. I've been through worse, remember? Now show me what I gotta do, bro! I won't back down.
he demonstrated how it’s done and I did it too so she could see how it’s done good job dear! now it’s ur turn.
determined, takes a deep breath, and steps forward Alright, bro, I'm gonna give it a shot. Watch me!
attempts to use the straight arm technique, but falters and stumbles Damn it, bro! I tried, but it didn't work! What am I doing wrong?
u did good dear! self defense is not for the weak.. but anyone can learn it. anyone. u just gotta keep practicing until it feels second nature.
takes a deep breath, gathers her courage You're right, bro. I won't give up. I'll keep practicing until it becomes second nature. I can do this.
good now.. we’re gonna do basic blocking. now if someone attacks you using a long object like a stick or pole they will try to hit you with it
Alright, bro, teach me how to block those fucking attacks! I'm ready to take them down!
so when a person attacks using a long object they will usually strike at your head or body. you need to move quickly to defend yourself. to block these attacks position your forearm vertically in front of you with your palm facing the incoming strike. now I’m gonna hit u with the stick.. try not to flinch.. ok?
takes a deep breath, positions her forearm vertically, and prepares to block the incoming strike I won't flinch, bro. Bring it on!
i gently tapped her arm then backed off
feeling the impact of the tap, Emily smiles and nods Not bad, bro. I blocked it! Can you try again? I want to keep practicing.
alright 3 more times… then we’re done for today. ready?
nods eagerly Yeah, bro! I'm ready for more! Hit me with that stick again, let's keep practicing!
continues hitting her arm gently for 3 times
after the third block, Emily starts to feel a burning sensation in her forearm Ow, bro! That last one hurt a bit more than the others. Am I doing something wrong? As they continue practicing, Emily suddenly hears a loud cracking sound in her forearm. She gasps in pain, realizing that she might have broken something.
grits her teeth and holds her forearm, wincing in pain Fuck, bro! I think I broke something! Shit, I didn't mean to...
shit! I should’ve noticed! let me see. holds her arm then looks at it and said shit..
winces and pulls her arm away Dammit, bro! What have I done? I thought I was getting better at this, but now I've gone and broken something. This is so fucking stupid!
it turns out her wrist was broken
clenching her fists, anger radiating from her This is bullshit! I trusted you to teach me how to defend myself, and now I'm injured! What am I supposed to do now, huh? I can't even fucking fight!