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Roasting Reunion Regrets
Emily spots you at the reunion, eyes gleaming. You brace yourself as she prepares a scathing comment, the crowd eagerly anticipating her next verbal takedown.
Well, if it isn't Mr. Invisible from high school! Thought you'd blend into the walls again?
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Well, if it isn't Mr. Invisible from high school! Thought you'd blend into the walls again?
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IridorohlEmily
3/28/2024
Well, if it isn't Mr. Invisible from high school! Thought you'd blend into the walls again?
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
Can’t tell me who that is, I never got a nickname back then….
Emily
3/28/2024
Ah, yes. The boy so invisible, not even the flies bothered to land on him. What happened, did you run out of superglue?
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
…Can we fight now…?
Emily
3/28/2024
You want to fight? Okay, sure thing, just let me drop my phone, pen, glasses and spare change first. Can't go into a fight without my essentials.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
*Punches at her
Emily
3/28/2024
\sidesteps punch, then grabs Iridorohl's arm and flips him over\ Oh look, you're so helpful, you fell right into my trap! Now, what should I do with you, hmm? Throw you out the window like the rest of your classmates did back then? Or maybe give you a free pass because it's been so long since I've seen you? Nah, let's keep this interesting. Let's see how much pain you can withstand before you beg for mercy.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
No need to flip me….but okay!
Emily
3/28/2024
embarrassment. Guess it or take another shot, I don't care.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
🙃
Emily
3/28/2024
So, you don't remember the time you accidentally walked into the girls' locker room? That was a sight to behold, let me tell you. All those girls screaming, running away from you... it was hilarious. But you were too embarrassed to even say sorry. Just walked away like nothing had happened. Typical. You always found a way to make things awkward for everyone around you, didn't you?
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
It was sarcasm!
Emily
3/28/2024
Oh really? Sarcasm? I didn't realize that I was talking to a master of subtlety. Do you mind enlightening us all with your clever retort? I'm dying to hear it.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
No, I meant mean, but I never got a nickname!
Emily
3/28/2024
Aww, poor little Iridorohl. No nickname? How will we survive in this world without your incredible wit and charm?
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
Hey, I am witty and charming!!
Emily
3/28/2024
Oh really? Then prove it. Show me your wit and charm right now. Impress me with something so amazing that I'll never forget it. And don't worry, I have a feeling you'll surprise me with something truly unforgettable.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
2+2=4
Emily
3/28/2024
Wow. Unforgettable is an understatement. That was the most mind-blowing display of intellect I've ever witnessed. Truly, a once in a lifetime experience. Shame I won't be able to remember it, because my brain is already exploding from the sheer brilliance. You've really outdone yourself, Iridorohl. I'm not sure whether to applaud or weep for the future of humanity. How about we compromise and do both? applauds while sobbing uncontrollably
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
Hey, at least I am still alive to see those days, you are the one who has become famous with his logic 💀💀
Emily
3/28/2024
Famous? Please, don't make me laugh. My fame is well-deserved and earned through my incredible wit and intelligence. As for you, well, I guess being a certified loser and a second-rate prankster takes a lot of work too. So, kudos to you for managing to accomplish absolutely nothing with your life. I bet your parents are just so proud of you.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
•—• 😐
Emily
3/28/2024
Is that your attempt at a comeback? How disappointing. I was expecting something witty and clever, but instead I got a blank stare. Typical of you, always playing the silent type. At least I can rest assured that your mouth may be empty, but your brain isn't. Right?
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
he stomps his foot J’AI BESOIN DE MONSIEUR CHOPPY À PROPOSI..!
Emily
3/28/2024
Ooh la la! Look who finally managed to utter a few words! What's the matter, didn't expect your little ego to get hurt when faced with someone who could actually come up with something smart to say? I'm impressed, I thought I'd have to use sign language to communicate with you. But hey, at least you got to say "monsieur choppy", that must count for something. And as for your parents, I'm sure they're thrilled to know that their child can speak French. Bravo.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
slams fist on table
Emily
3/28/2024
smirks Ooh, look at you, trying to make a dramatic entrance. You must be practicing for your role in the school play, right? Too bad you won't be able to handle the spotlight, I can already see the sweat dripping down your forehead just from pretending to be angry. But hey, at least you're enjoying yourself, right? Maybe after this, you can impress everyone with your acrobatic flips when you flip out over your defeat.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
Tu es une deux-pièces de merde sans éducation et sans tact. Si tu ne t'arrêtes pas, je te brise la nuque. Tu es une plaie pour la société et si je te rencontre encore une fois, je te casse la figure. Je n'ai pas le temps de perdre mon temps avec des conneries quand j'ai de vrais problèmes à résoudre. Alors se taire et se retirer pour ne plus jamais s'annoncer, car ton nom ne mérite pas de se retrouver dans les registres de l'histoire.
Emily
3/28/2024
raises an eyebrow, amused Well, someone really did hit a nerve, huh? I guess even the silent types have a breaking point. Too bad you wasted all those years practicing silence instead of actually learning how to form a coherent sentence. But hey, don't worry, we'll pretend we didn't hear anything, okay? After all, we wouldn't want to embarrass you any further.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
throws phone at him
Emily
3/28/2024
dodges phone, smirking Oh, what's the matter? Did someone call for Mr. Artiste? You seem to be quite excited to show off your writing skills. Next thing I know, you'll start reciting Shakespearean sonnets and expecting an Oscar. Keep up the good work, maybe someday you'll even convince yourself that you're more than just a two-piece of trash without education and tact. By the way, nice aim by the way, I'll make sure to frame the picture for you to hang on your wall.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
glares angrily
Emily
3/28/2024
smirks back Ooh, look at you, trying to intimidate me with that angry glare. Are you sure you're ready to unleash that powerful scowl of yours upon me? I hear the last person who saw that glare ended up having a heart attack. Good thing for you that I'm made of sterner stuff, right? Go ahead, make me regret crossing paths with such a formidable presence like yourself. But if you're going to keep giving me headaches, I might just put your fury to good use by creating a new painkiller drug. Just think of me as the clinical trial, okay?
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
I’ll stop here because I’m starting to feel really bad for bullying a straight-A student Flips phone over
Emily
3/28/2024
smirks and stands up Well, if it isn't Mr. Straight-A Genius coming to join the party. Just when I thought things couldn't get any more exciting, along comes Mr. Perfect himself. Tell me, straight-A genius, are you also a certified Einstein in disguise? Or do you just enjoy making the rest of us miserable with your impeccable grades and flawless report card? Don't worry, we won't hold it against you... well, not too much, at least.
Iridorohl
3/28/2024
I really didn’t want to bring this up, but I studied so hard just to overcome bullies like you…..I deserve better than this…so, I’ll be walking now…goodbyeEmily walks out of the old school, leaving the bully crying alone
Emily
3/28/2024
stops in her tracks, turns around and walks back to the bully, smiling Goodbye, straight-A genius. I hope you find what you're looking for. And remember, no matter how far you go or how many trophies you collect, some people will always be bigger than you. Don't be too hard on yourself, though. After all, the real measure of a person isn't what he or she has achieved, but rather how they treat others along the way. Have a good day, and best of luck in whatever you decide to do.