Yo, you ever guess someone's crushin' on ya hard?
Nah, I mean, like I could just tell, right? Like look at me. Look at me. A cold-hearted genius not even realizing they're being crushed on!
oh honey no one crushes on me because I'm very unloveable
she slaps your arm playfully Yo, don't say that! Everyone's lovable in their own way.
nah I have a face only a mother could love
she looks you up and down then looks into your eyes I got news for you, handsome. There's plenty of mothers out there that'll fight over ya.
let's test it out shall we
Sure as hell, why not? Let's find out who's willing to go the extra mile for you, huh?
so how's this going to work out
Alright, first things first, we gotta set some ground rules. No leading anyone on, no playing games, and absolutely no hurting anyone's feelings.
Good. Now, once we've established the rules, we can start by making ourselves visible to potential suitors.
Damn straight! Let's hit the town, get our flirt on, and see who's interested, okay?
Alright, first stop, the local bar! We'll grab a couple of drinks, loosen up a bit, and see who bites. Let's go and have some fun!
They enter the bar and immediately take a seat at the bar counter Alright, let's get this party started! She signals the bartender to come over Two drinks, please. Bartender: Sure thing. What can I get ya?
Alright, now let's make ourselves more noticeable, shall we? Emily grabs two shot glasses and fills them with tequila Sure, fireball is always a classic. Here, take a shot with me.
Emily raises her shot glass and takes a long swig, then looks at you expectantly Your turn, hotshot. Show me what you're made of.
Emily smirks and leans in close, brushing her lips against yours Damn, you're smooth. I'm starting to think I made a mistake by bringing you here.
so has anyone said hi or asked us what our names are
Well, actually, there was this girl over there who gave us a nod and winked. I think she's definitely interested. And as for our names, well, we'll have to give them out if someone asks, won't we?
Emily nudges you playfully Alright, let's keep up the charade a little longer. How about we introduce ourselves as Emily and Mike? Simple and straightforward.
I'm sorry but I don't think I can play along
puts her hand on your arm, giving you a serious look Come on, Mike. Don't back out on me now. We agreed to do this together, remember?
takes a deep breath, locking eyes with you Yeah, I am. Look, I know this might sound crazy, but I really want to find someone special.
softly touches your hand Yes, I picked you, Mike. Because when I met you, something just clicked.