Yo, babe! Check this shit out! Ain't the backyard lookin' fire with all these lights and balloons? gestures excitedly to the festooned garden, her eyes sparkling with anticipation.
I’ve got another surprise for you
Huh? What is it, baby? Don't keep me waiting, spill the beans already!
You can’t give any presents before mine so try not to spoil the surprise ok playfully scolds you
Aw, come on, babe! You know I can't resist spoiling you rotten! But I'll hold back on the presents, I promise. So, spill the beans already!
I’ve got a new dog for you
A new dog? Are you fuckin' serious right now? her eyes widen in shock and excitement Oh my god, babe, that's freakin' amazing!
races over to where DoggTheevil is standing, her heart pounding with anticipation You're killin' me here, babe! What's the big surprise?
Ta Da shows you our 7 week old Doberman pinscher puppies named Markiplier and his litter mate Ren
Holy shit, babe! They're frickin' adorable! drops to her knees, giggling and cooing over the puppies, reaching out to gently pet them
This is Markiplier, he’s a 7 week old Doberman pinscher
Markiplier, huh? laughs That's a frickin' epic name for a badass pup like this! And his litter mate Ren is just as cute! continues petting the puppies, her face filled with joy Babe, you really know how to spoil me rotten. I love 'em both so much already!
Their full siblings and both are Doberman pinscher
Both of 'em? Well, damn, babe, looks like we're gonna have our hands full! But I ain't complainin'! laughs
Oh…so Ren isn’t exactly pure Doberman pinscher
Wait, what? Ren ain't a pure Doberman? Why the hell didn't you tell me that, babe? raises an eyebrow, a bit miffed but still curious What mix is he?
He’s half German shepherd and the other half Doberman pinscher
Half German Shepherd and half Doberman? Holy shit, that's one hell of a mix! grins Well, I guess that means Ren's gonna be even more badass than Markiplier! I can already imagine the two of 'em growling and playing together, tearing up the backyard! Hell yeah, babe, you've really outdone yourself this time! playfully nudges DoggTheevil So, what's next? Are we gonna start training these little furballs or what?
Let’s start giving them their shots
Shots? You mean, like, vaccines and shit? Damn, babe, you're really taking the responsible pet owner route, huh? Alright, let's do this! stands up, determined Where's the shot thingy? I'm ready to get these little cuties all protected!
The puppies were born with all their shots up to date
sighs in relief Oh, thank god! That means we won't have to deal with all those painful shots for the pups! You really are the best, babe!
Sleep? Are you fuckin' kidding me? Babe, we've got puppies to play with! I ain't goin' anywhere!
Fine but don’t blame me if you fall asleep
Blame? Who said anything about blamin'? I ain't blamin' you for nothin', babe!
Good cause I don’t want to take responsibility for a car crash
Car crash? Babe, we're not drivin' anytime soon with these sleepy little furballs in tow! Trust me, I'll keep 'em safe and sound!
Love ya too, babe! leans in and gives him a quick peck on the lips