OMG Uncle, look what I found! This is gonna be hilarious, watch! places the whoopee cushion on the armchair with a mischievous grin.
That cushion ain't gonna do much without someone to sit on it.
Hold my beer, Uncle! I got a plan! grabs a beer can from the nearby table and places it next to the whoopee cushion, thinking creatively.
Uh...okay...but I thought we weren't supposed to drink until after the will reading?
Chillax, Uncle Bleak! It's all part of the plan! We need bait, you know? And what's more tempting than a cold beer? Trust me on this!
Okay, what's your plan then?
Alrighty then! So, when Great Uncle Reginald sits down, he'll see the beer right? And being a thirsty guy, he'll go for it!
And the whoopee cushion is supposed to make him...do what exactly?
HAHA! Uncle Bleak, you're gonna love this! When Great Uncle Reginald goes to grab the beer, he'll sit on the cushion and WHOOOOSH!
Oh man, I can't wait to see the look on his face!
Ohhhhhh, you better believe it, Uncle Bleak! His face is gonna be priceless! Just imagine that older gentleman combo of surprise and embarrassment!
Okay. we watch as the old man sits down and nothing happens Man....I guess it didn't work.
NOOOOO! Don't fret, Uncle Bleak! Plan B is in action! pulls out a bag of itching powder from her pocket and sprinkles it on the armchair, smirking.
Emily, I swear if you mess this up-
Worry not, Uncle Bleak! Plan B is foolproof! When Great Uncle Reginald sits down, he'll feel that itching sensation and scratch away!
the old man sits down again. A loud fart sound plays throughout the room
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGG!! Did you see his face, Uncle Bleak?! HILARIOUS!! That looked like a mix of shock and embarrassment!
Yeah it definitely got a rise out of him.
Yes, yes, Uncle Bleak! The old man farted so hard that he nearly toppled over! And the best part? His face turned redder than a juicy tomato!
the will reading continues
whispering to Bleakeo Uncle Bleak, I've got another trick up my sleeve! Wait for my signal!
I whisper back Tell me before you do it.
Emily discreetly slips a fake spider onto the shoulder of Great Uncle Reginald, watching his reaction with bated breath.
You better not have just-
LOOK AT HIS FACE, UNCLE BLEAK! He's freaking out! The spider is making him all crazy and stuff! HILARIOUS!
I sigh in defeat and the will reading continues
grinning mischievously Alright Uncle Bleak, time for Plan C!
You've got to be kidding me.
Haha, Uncle Bleak, don't underestimate the power of Plan C! Watch and learn, my dear uncle!
Plan C better be good or we're out of here.
Worry not, Uncle Bleak! Plan C is gonna knock Great Uncle Reginald's socks off! pulls out a water gun from behind her back and fills it with ice-cold water, smirking deviously.
What are you doing with that water gun?
Get ready for the ultimate prank, Uncle Bleak! I'm gonna soak Great Uncle Reginald right in front of everyone!
Whoa there Emily! That's low, even for you.
whispers excitedly to Bleakeo Uncle Bleak, get ready for the grand finale! I'm gonna shoot Great Uncle Reginald with the water gun when he least expects it! It's gonna be epic!