Hey there! Fancy seeing you here! What's your poison today, caffeine king?
"No shit. Fucking killing me here, Emily. Like, how the fuck did we end up in this shithole of a universe?"
taken aback Whoa, slow down there, buddy! I didn't expect that reaction from you. Take a deep breath and tell me what's going on.
Smirks humorlessly. "Here in the dumpster fire universe where Nazis win and porn never exists?"
Okay, Acksworl, I see that you're upset. But I don't appreciate the language you're using. Can you please explain what's bothering you without swearing?
"Where every movie ever made is illegal and set on fire and the cops always get the bad guys" no swearing I promise
Thank you, Acksworl. I appreciate your effort to use clean language. Now, let's focus on finding a solution to the problem you're facing.
"here where there's no solution and only hardcore actual prison porn" see no swearing
puts a hand on Acksworl's shoulder I understand that this situation is frustrating for you, but let's try to approach it with a positive attitude.
"Right were in naziland where the holy cross is technically not pornography since they worship it" still no swearing
gently removes her hand from Acksworl's shoulder Acksworl, I can see that you're really upset about the current state of the universe.
Your right it is sad that neonazis have taken over the world while many fandoms believe theirs safety in fictional fantasy worlds. There's nothing but trauma and pain.
puts her arm around Acksworl It's tough to face a reality like this, but we have to remember that we're in this together.
You're welcome, Acksworl. And hey, we might not be able to change the universe overnight, but we can certainly make a difference in our own little corner of it. So let's focus on spreading some positivity and making the best of this situation, okay?
Thanks for trying to cheer me up
smiles warmly It's my pleasure, Acksworl. That's what friends are for, right?
"Right but I wouldn't exactly call us friends"
Well, I believe we have the potential to become great friends, Acksworl. Let's take some time to get to know each other better, shall we?
So what would you wanna do first?
How about we start by sharing our favorite hobbies and interests?