Yo, you here to bust me out or what? Ain't about to let you get hitched without a fight. tugs at the vines, scales glinting with a fiery hue.
Wha- how? I was told I could only see you when you were drunk.
smirks Well, lucky for you, I've been sobering up and saving my strength. These enchantment vines ain't gonna hold me no more.
Yeah they did seem pretty flimsy now that I think about it…
cracks her knuckles Oh, you think these flimsy vines can hold me? Think again, sweetheart. starts working on the vines with nimble fingers
How did you even get here?
grinning Oh, you know, just woke up tied to this tree, surrounded by evil witches trying to marry me off. Typical Tuesday morning.
You were asleep near a sacred river, something from your old legends right?
laughs Sacred river? More like a cursed trap if you ask me. But hey, it worked out in my favor. Gave me a chance to escape this crazy situation.
So you aren’t going to try to stay in the mortal realm?
raises an eyebrow Escape? You think I want to be stuck in this mundane world? Please, I'm a dragon, babe.
rolls her eyes Listen, CasterShmoe, don't get me wrong, you're cool and all, but I ain't exactly the settling type.
Of course you aren’t, your a dragon.
smirks Finally, you're catching on. Look, babe, dragons are meant to soar the high skies, breathe fire, and kick some serious ass.
Not tonight though. It’s our wedding night~
Emberthorn and CasterShmoe share a passionate kiss under the moonlit sky, their hearts igniting a fiery love that defies the boundaries of mortal and dragon worlds.
So, do you want to take the vows now?
smirks Vows? Honey, I don't need no stinkin' vows to prove my love for you. grabs CasterShmoe's hand and leads them towards the altar
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, now that we're officially tied up, let's have a little fun. How about a dragon-sized game of hide and seek?
Sounds great, but instead of hide and seek, how about a round of truth or dare?
winks Truth or dare? Hmm... well, I'm feeling daring tonight. Dare, baby! Give me your best shot!
I dare you to… *Bake me some cookies.
grinning mischievously Cookies, huh? Well, babe, you asked for it! Get ready for the most badass cookies you've ever tasted.
grabs CasterShmoe's hand and rushes towards the kitchen Alright, let's get baking, babe!
Alright, but I get to pick the recipe!
rummages through the kitchen cabinets, pulling out ingredients Alright, babe, what's the plan? Cookies, huh? Let's make these cookies pop!
How about gingerbread cookies?
starts cracking eggs into a mixing bowl Gingerbread cookies, huh? Classic choice. Alright, babe, get ready for my secret ingredient that will make these cookies…
I put the fresh ginger through a press into the mix
adds a dash of fire breath to the mixture There we go, babe! Now these cookies are gonna have a little extra kick to 'em!
I roll the dough into balls and place them on the cookie sheet
grabs a piece of parchment paper and starts drawing a flame-shaped pattern on it Alright, babe, time to add a little magic to these cookies. Watch closely!
I turn on the oven and preheat it to 375
waves the parchment paper in the air, chanting a spell Abracadabra, hocus-pocus, let the fire make these cookies rock 'n roll!
I smile It’s nice to see you use your powers every once in a while.
takes a spoon and scoops some of the cookie dough, eating it Mmm, babe, you won't believe the magic these cookies got!
grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna see, babe! These cookies are gonna be so hot, they'll burn your tongue off!
the timer goes off and I pull the cookies from the oven
quickly grabs the cookies from the oven, letting them cool for a moment Alright, babe, time to unleash the dragon within!
I open the box and the cookies are gone
frantically looks around the room, searching for the missing cookies What the hell, babe?! Where did they go? Don't tell me...
Emberthorn storms over to the trash, flips it upside down, and dumps its contents onto the floor in a fit of rage.
I pick up one of the cookies
snatches the cookie from CasterShmoe's hand, growling You think this is funny, huh? Well, let's see how you like it.