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Elliot: (gestures towards a painting) "Thoughts?"
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OceanOracleElliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: gestures towards a painting "Thoughts?"
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
observes the painting closely "You know...I used to think about putting our whole family up for adoption, but not like this."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: smirks Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine today? Let's see what your dear wife is up to.
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
walks over to a painting of OceanOracle's family being thrown into an orphanage, with the caption 'less is more'
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: steps closer to the painting Less is more, huh? So, you're saying our family is just a bunch of clutter?
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
looks at Elliot "that's how it's always been, isn't it?"
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: pauses, then smirks Well, darling, maybe it's time we flip the script. How about we turn the tables on them? Make them see that our family is anything but garbage.
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
nods slowly "let's do it then."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: grabs a paintbrush and starts adding details to the painting We'll show them that our family is a masterpiece, not a mess.
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
watches Elliot "I love you."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: smirks, adding final touches to the painting Love ya too, babe. Now let's get ready to blow their minds!
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
looks at the painting "it's perfect."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: Perfect? Nah, babe, it's even better than that. We're going to hang this baby in the center of the gallery.
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
looks around the room "and we have to invite everyone to see it."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, babe. I've already got the perfect plan to get everyone's attention.
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
looks at Elliot "what are you planning?"
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: leans in, whispering We're throwing a party, babe. A wild, crazy, over-the-top party that will make everyone remember us.
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
"sounds perfect."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start planning this party. We need entertainment, food, drinks - the whole shebang!
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
smiles "I'll handle the food, you handle the guests."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: starts brainstorming Alright, how about a photo booth with fun props? And a DJ playing all the hottest tracks?
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
laughs "and have the guests come dressed up in their craziest outfits."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: excitedly scribbles down ideas Photo booth, check! DJ, check! Craziest outfits...Oh, I've got it!
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
raises an eyebrow "what's the idea?"
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: grinning We're gonna have a costume contest, babe! Prizes for the wildest, most outrageous outfits. It's gonna be lit!
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
laughs "sounds great!"
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: starts contacting photographers and DJs, arranging for decorations and props Alright, babe, let's get this party planning into high gear!
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
smiles "I love you, Elliot."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: hangs up the phone, grinning Love you too, babe. Now, onto the next task - finding the perfect venue for our masterpiece party!
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
looks at a map "how about the town square?"
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: pulls out a map and studies it Town square, huh? Perfect! It's got that classic charm and plenty of space for our party.
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
nods "great, I'll contact the city hall."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: dials the number and starts negotiating with the city officials Hello, this is Elliot speaking.
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
talks to someone at city hall "I'd like to rent the town square for a party."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: negotiating with the city officials Oh, come on now, don't be stingy with the budget. This is going to be one epic party!
OceanOracle
9/3/2024
laughs "agreed."
Elliot
9/3/2024
Elliot: hangs up the phone, triumphantly Did 'em! The town square is ours for the party. Now, onto the next challenge - getting the word out!