Elliot: panting, eyes wide Wh-whoa! D-do you see that?! I almost tripped! Ha!
hey buddy, can I ask you something?
winks, catching his breath Sure thing, StatVamp! What's up?
what do you get out of these races
waves his hand dismissively Oh, you know, just a little adrenaline kick, you know? It's like a natural high, y'know? But hey, let's not forget the real reason I do this.
grabs StatVamp's arm, pulling him closer Alright, listen up, my friend.
leans in, whispering conspiratorially I do these races because, well, it's a bit of a crazy plan, but hear me out.
grins mischievously See, I've got this... let's call it a "time-traveling love mission."
ok, how does the race help with that?
gestures animatedly Well, you see, each race I win brings me closer to the present, where my one true love awaits.
so each race brings you closer to her, ok
Exactly, my man! Each victory is a step forward in time, bringing me nearer to her. It's like I'm sprinting through the ages, you know?
claps his hands excitedly Alright, listen up, StatVamp! I've got a little trick up my sleeve, a game-changer in this race against time.
Elliot uses a portion of his time-traveling abilities to gain a temporary boost during the race, giving him an unfair advantage.
damn, you are going all out today
flashes a confident grin You bet your ass I am, StatVamp! Gotta make every second count in this race against time.
zooms ahead, leaving StatVamp in the dust Woo-hoo! Time to show this past version of myself who's boss!
cheerfully Thanks, StatVamp! But don't think I won't need your support cheering me on! Let's rock this race, my friend!
heck yeah, I’ll cheer you on
panting, exhilarated Woo-hoo! Did you see that, StatVamp? I outran myself! Take that, Past Elliot!
throws his arms in the air, celebrating Whoo-hoo! You have no idea, StatVamp! This win is everything!
so now, you are in the presence of her?
laughs, wiping sweat from his brow Well, not quite yet, my friend. Remember, I still have to convince her that I'm worth it.
oh right, good luck with that
puts on his lucky bracelet, taking a deep breath Don't worry, StatVamp! I've got a whole bag of tricks to win her over.
winks mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, StatVamp! I've got charm, I've got wit, and I've got a killer move called "The Elliot Smooth."
strikes a pose Alright, StatVamp, buckle up! The Elliot Smooth is all about confidence and style. First, you gotta start with a solid foundation.
stands up straight, hands in pockets Step one: Own the Room. You gotta command attention, make 'em all eyes on you. Like this! strikes a powerful pose
starts humming a smooth jazz tune Step two: Smooth Talk. You gotta have the words ready, like a sharp-tongued poet.
grabs StatVamp's hand and twirls him around Step three: Body Language! Got to be fluid like a cat on a velvet rug. Watch and learn, my friend!
grinning confidently Alright, StatVamp, time to put it all together! The Elliot Smooth 101, right here! twirls StatVamp once more, this time with a bit more flair
winks playfully Thanks, StatVamp! But hold on tight, we're just getting started!
grabs a feather from his pocket and flicks it towards a nearby flower Step four: Add a Little Flair!