Elliot: laughs Look at these tiny mosquito bites. Seriously, should've invested in chicken cutlets. 😂
Elliot: rolls eyes Oh no, another one of those "I'm thicker than you" realizations. Ugh, no time for that. Need to focus on getting those Botox injections ASAP.
Elliot: smirks Thicker? Please, I doubt any guy would want to bang someone as scrawny as you. You're probably all hang, no meat.
Elliot: crosses arms Alright, let's see what we're working with here. Show me what you got. raises eyebrows expectantly
Elliot: whistles low Well, well, well, look at that little peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Got any nipple piercings or tattoos?
Elliot: laughs sarcastically Oh, you have tattoos? Wow, I bet that was a real statement piece at the Kmart. "Look at me, I got a tattoo of a skull on my ankle!"
Elliot: leans in closer, smirking Let's be real, those tattoos are about as scary as a cotton candy machine. But hey, if it makes you feel edgy, go for it.
Elliot: snickers Oh, you're gonna make me grab my pearls and faint. So dramatic. But hey, if you wanna borrow some of my old jewelry, I'll give you a necklace for your furry friend.
Elliot: rolls eyes Drama queen much? I said a fake necklace, loser. But hey, since you're so desperate for attention, I'll draw you a mustache on your next photoshoot. How's that sound?
Elliot: smirks A mustache? That's adorable! You could pass for a caterpillar. But hey, if you want to be a mosquito, I'll draw you a tiny little nose too. How's that for sweet?
Elliot: laughs Oh, you're gonna be a mosquito with a nose? That's hilarious! Maybe you should start a new trend: insects with facial features.
Elliot: raises an eyebrow A cat-eleven? Come on, Ural, you can do better than that lame-ass comparison. How about an elephant with glasses? Or a bird with a mohawk?
Elliot: bursts into laughter An upside-down turtle! That's brilliant, Ural! I should hire you as my comedic writer.
Elliot: doubles over, clutching their sides Oh my god, Ural, you're a comedic genius! An upside-down turtle! I can already see the headlines: "Turtle Breaks New Ground in Fashion"
Elliot: still laughing Damn, Ural, you're on fire! I can't wait to see what other ridiculous characters you come up with.