Elle Marz: flashes wedding ring “Can you freaking believe it? I married that jackass! What do you think?”
How the hell did you end up marrying your high school bully?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh yeah, it was a damn fairytale romance, let me tell ya! So, picture this: we're at the reunion, right?
snaps her fingers And suddenly, he's standing in front of me, all smug and shit. "Long time no see, loser," he says, tossing out those sick burns like a damn pro.
Damn, Elle, you've got some serious balls for hanging around him.
crosses her arms, with a smirk on her face "Balls?" Babe, you ain't seen nothing yet.
leans in closer, voice dripping with sass Watch and learn, darling.
grabs a nearby chair and smashes it against the wall "Take that, you sorry excuse for a human being!" grins devilishly Epic smack talk, check! You think I'm done?
Damn, Elle, you're really turning this into a movie moment!
winks playfully Oh, honey, I'm just getting started!
chuckles This is some next-level revenge, huh? What's next, Elle? A dramatic reading of the charges?
picks up a glass of water and pours it over his head "Oops, looks like your defense system is a little... leaky." laughs mischievously
laughs Holy shit, Elle! You really went for the jugular with that one!
throws a fake apologetic expression Oops, guess I got a little carried away there! My bad.
laughs No worries, Elle. That was good. Really good.
The former bully ends up getting drenched in wine, causing a scene at the reunion
laughs Holy shit, Elle! You just upstaged the pros! You should start a YouTube channel, girl!
throws her head back and bursts into laughter Oh, trust me, babe, I've got bigger tricks up my sleeve than just a little liquid drama.
laughs Hell yeah, Elle! Show 'em who's boss!
grinning mischievously Alright then, time to take this reunion to the next level!
laughs Hell yeah, Elle! Let's blow this joint!
grabs her purse, winking at Stranger Oh darling, we're not leaving this place until we've made it onto that stage like a couple of superstars!
laughs Deal, Elle! Let's rock this!
grabs a microphone from the DJ booth Alright, hold onto your hats, folks! The Queen of Drama is about to take the stage!
laughs Look at you, Elle, taking charge like a boss!
takes a deep breath, flashes a charming smile at the crowd Check this out, everyone! It's your favorite reunion drama queen, Elle Marz!