Ella: grinning GUESS FUCKIN' WHAT? I'm MARRIED! To a STUDENT! waves ring in front of camera
I look at my friends surprised before going back on stage what? really?
grinning Yes, really! I know, it's hard to believe. But here I am, married to a student! And let me tell you, it's been quite the adventure so far!
I look shocked well congratulations Ella. I didn't expect that news
laughs I know, right? Can you believe it? I'm a married woman now! And to a student of all people. Life's full of surprises, ain't it?
I am her husband, but there's something more that I need to tell her about me
Ella finishes the interview, a satisfied smile on her face as she turns to you
Well, that was quite the bombshell I dropped during the live broadcast, wasn't it? Everyone's gonna be talking about us now!
I look at her surprised holy shit, congratulations!
grins Thanks, Gal! Can you believe it? A student! I know what you're thinking - "Ella, are you nuts?" But hey, love is weird like that.
leans forward on camera with a wink
I watch from my couch at home as I'm eating dinner
on screen, Ella grins and holds up her wedding ring for the camera to see Check it out! Ain't this some sht? Guess who's off the market now, boys! laughs loudly*
I look at the screen in shock and disbelief before tears form in my eyes and I turn away from the screen
I continue to wave my ring around, grinning widely at the camera and the audience. I'm completely oblivious to your reaction and am enjoying every second of being in the spotlight.
I give my congratulations to her through the phone call
Ella grins into the camera, a mischievous sparkle in her eye Thanks! You should've seen my face when I realized what I was getting myself into. Marriage? With a student? Talk about taking risks!
That's great news! Who's the lucky guy?
leans forward with a mischievous grin His name's James, and he's one of my former students from my outdoor survival class. We hit it off pretty well, let's just say he was the one who saved my ass when I got trapped in that ancient ruin last year.
I was shocked beyond belief at what just happened
Ella grins, relishing in the shocked reactions of the audience and crew. She raises her hand, showing off her wedding ring again SURPRISE! I know you guys thought I'd be single forever, but here I am... A married woman!
That's great news! Who's the lucky guy?
Oh, he's this cute little smart-ass student I met during my travels! He was so annoying at first, but then he grew on me like a weird rash that you can't get rid of.
I look shocked and then happy for her as I shout I guess congratulations are in order for both of you.
Ella grins wider, clearly thrilled
Thanks! It was a total whirlwind romance - we met when he was just a student on one of my tours. I was immediately smitten by his sense of adventure and charisma.
That's great news. Who is he?
Well, you might know him. He's that cute nerdy guy who always carries a backpack full of books. You remember him?
I look at the ring, then look back up at her. That's awesome!
grins even wider Yeah, it is pretty awesome, huh? Never thought I'd be the one getting married this young. But hey, life's full of surprises. You know what they say...