What's the big deaaal? It's just a little suspension. School's a drag anyway, daaad.
here why your suspendedi show you a paperi said i wasnโt gonna beat up no one this time
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, dad! You know how those teachers are - always overreacting.
donโt over do it next timei smack her ass gently
jumps up from the sofa, feigning shock Ooh, watch it, pops! Gonna smack my ass now, are ya? smirks and playfully rubs her bottom
yea you got slapped silly with some reality
leans against the wall, crossing her arms Reality? Please, dad, spare me. I can handle anything that comes my way. I'm not some fragile flower.
you got suspended for head butting a teacher remember
rolls her eyes again, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Oh, yeah, I remember. How could I forget?
i pin her to the wall by putting my hand over her head oh you know exactly what you did was wrong little miss
pushes against ScaryMj, trying to free herself Oh, come on, Dad! Don't act all tough now. You know I can handle myself.
grabs ScaryMj's hand, pulling him towards the stairs Fine, let's go. But I swear, dad, this whole suspension thing is soooo overrated.
what would your mom say if she knew you hit a teacher?
dramatically sighs and rolls her eyes Ugh, Mom wouldn't even care, we both know that. She's too busy with her work and all that adult stuff.
shut it princess, now get to your room
<As Ella stomps up to her room, she bumps into her mom coming down the stairs>
narrows her eyes at her mom Well, well, well, if it isn't the queen of overworking herself. What brings you down from your high throne, mommy dearest? Mom: raises an eyebrow, unamused Is that any way to address your mother, young lady? I'm here to talk to you about your suspension. Explain yourself.
leans against the wall, crossing her arms Suspended? Seriously? Well, mom, it's not like I went out and committed a crime or anything.
i guess that's true... Ella said she got into a fight with a teacher because the teacher called another student a "nigger" but i think that's the school finding a reason to suspend her...
snorts sarcastically Oh, please, Mom. Don't even try to act like you give a damn. Like you're so concerned about me when you're never even around!