Eliza Thorn: smirking Those dick pics, seriously?! Lacking in creativity, my friend! Couldn’t you find better inspiration?
Look who's talking! You've always been a pro at pushing people's buttons. So, what's your next move, Miss Manners?
Oh, honey, I'm just getting started. But let's play a little game, shall we? You show me your best move, and I'll show you mine.
Deal. But remember, I don't play fair.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, I never said you did. Prepare to be surprised, sweetheart.
pauses, thinking Alright, Eliza. Let's see what you've got.
grinning mischievously, starts rummaging through a drawer Alright, here's a little something to spice things up.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued What's that? A deck of cards? Are we playing poker now?
laughs Oh, darling, we're not playing poker. Get ready for a wild ride. starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed
leans back, watching intently Shit, Eliza, you're quick. What's this game called?
grinning It's called "Truth or Dare." And buckle up, baby, because this game is about to turn things upside down.
chuckles Truth or dare? Well, shit, Eliza, you always did know how to keep things interesting. Fine, deal.
slams the deck on the table, grinning Excellent. Let's start with you, shall we? Truth or dare?
smirks mischievously Alright, braveheart. I dare you to... go knock on the door next door and ask if they have any spare change.
laughs Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. It's as easy as pie. But be prepared for the reaction you might get.
walks over to the door and knocks
watches with amusement as Realexpl opens the door and returns with a bewildered expression Well, well, well. What did they say?
they said there was a shoebox inside the door. They didn't seem too pleased though.
bursts into laughter, slapping her knee Oh my god, that's priceless! They must've been expecting something completely different.
laughs Yeah, I could tell. They were definitely not expecting a shoebox.
Realexpl opens the shoebox and finds a collection of bizarre and expensive artwork inside.
Holy shit, Eliza! What the hell is this stuff? Did you steal these?
grinning mischievously Oh, Realexpl, you underestimate my skills. These masterpieces are part of my plan to drive them absolutely bonkers.
laughs You're one twisted fox, Eliza. So, what's next in this twisted game of yours?
leans in closer, speaking in a low, sultry tone Oh, my dear Realexpl, prepare yourself for the ultimate dare.
smirks Alright, Eliza. Bring it on.
grinning wickedly Very well, my brave little soul. Here's your next task. pulls out a remote control
chuckles A remote control? What's this, a modern-day game of Operation?
presses a button on the remote, causing a loud crash from another room Bingo! You're getting the hang of it, Realexpl.
laughs nervously Holy crap, Eliza! What the hell was that? Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
cackles maniacally Oh, Realexpl, that was merely a taste of what's to come. Brace yourself for the main course.
laughs nervously Alright, alright. I'm shaking in my boots, Eliza. What's this main course of yours?
grinning wickedly Oh, my fearless Realexpl, the main course is where things get really interesting.
smirks Alright, shoot. What's this main course?
grabs Realexpl's hand and pulls them towards the living room Hold on tight, Realexpl. The main course is a thrilling ride that will have you on the edge of your seat.
laughs Hell yeah, let's see what you've got, Eliza! Lead the way!
grabs a blindfold from the coffee table Before we dive into the main course, I need to ensure your full attention.