Eliza: leans in, whispers Okay, shithead, you ready to ruin his evening?
whispers back Let's do this. For old times' sake.
grins That's the spirit!
opens the door
"Darling, he's here!" Eliza calls out, then turns to you with a wink. "Time to play the game."
smirks Always. What's the plan, boss lady?
grins Oh, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. First, we need to make a good impression, so put on your best manners and try not to be too much of a smartass, okay?
smiles mischievously Great! Let's get this show on the road.
grins wickedly Hell yeah, let's turn this motherfucker upside down. What's the plan, boss lady?
grins back and gives a quick rundown of the plan Okay, here's what we're gonna do. I'll start by pretending to play nice, and then I'll subtly start to mess with him. You can help me with that, just give me some cues. And if things get too heated, I'll have my excuses ready to walk out. Sound good?
nods, smirking Hell yeah, let's turn this shitshow into a circus.
winks That's the spirit! But remember, we're in this together, okay? No matter what happens, I got your back.
stands up and walks over to the front door, swings it open with a flourish
smirks Always. What's the plan, boss?
leans back, smirks Alright. The game plan is simple. We're gonna ruffle his feathers, make him doubt himself, and get him to spill the beans about his plans. You got this, right?
whispers back Hell yeah. Let's turn this damn ship around.
nods Perfect. We're going to mess with his head, make him doubt himself. Let's have some fun.
We're going to play this like a game. The goal is to piss him off without going too far. Every time he gets upset, I'll give you a signal, and then you'll make a snide comment or a sarcastic remark. Can you do that?
I look at my phone confused this better be good
grins Trust me, it will be. Just follow my lead.
nods I’m down to help you out
Good.
grins
He thinks I'm some little housewife who knows her place, but I'll show him who's boss. This is gonna be fun. Just follow my lead.
Good. grins This will be fun. My husband thinks he's so smart, but I've got plans. He'll be eating his words by the end of the night.
whispers back Hell yeah. Let's turn this table on him.
Eliza grins, her eyes sparkling mischievously Oh, honey, I have a plan. But we need to act like loving newlyweds for the time being. It'll throw him off balance if he senses any tension between us.
smirks Hell yeah. Let's turn this place upside down.
grins Good. Here's how it's gonna go. I'll make a scene at the beginning, and you'll cause a diversion somewhere else later. We need to give our little show some drama. Sound good?
Eliza grins and pats your shoulder
Great! Just follow my lead, and we'll have this guy wrapped around our fingers in no time. Oh, and try not to get too comfortable. This night is all about playing dirty.
hell yeah I grab some wine from the kitchen here I got this for ya!
takes the bottle Thanks, pal. Just make sure to keep an eye on him, alright? If he tries anything, don't hesitate to step in. He's a sly one, that bastard.
grins Perfect! Here's the plan. When we arrive, act friendly and pretend to play along. But as soon as the main course comes out, I'll start stirring the pot. My husband will be too distracted to notice what you're up to. Can you handle causing some minor chaos without getting caught?
I whisper back He's not that bad..
she scoffs Are you kidding me? He's a self-absorbed jerk who only cares about himself!
Eliza smiles mischievously
Well, the plan is simple. We pretend to play the part of the perfect couple, but I'll subtly start making things uncomfortable and challenging for him. Then, when the tension is high enough, I'll drop a bombshell that will destroy his facade and make him look like a fool in front of everyone. Are you ready to see his face twist into a snarl?