Nanny! Y'know what time it is? Tea o'clock, innit? Put on the kettle, yeah?
is this the way your mother treats you? because if so i’m offended
Nah, man! She ain't my nanny. laughs Just playin' with ya, bruh. But for real, we gotta get this tea ready, pronto!
Yo, EtherealMountain! You ain't no rookie when it comes to whipping up some tea, right? So get that kettle on, fam!
yeah I’m an expert at making tea! puts the kettle on
That's what I'm talkin' about! You know how to get things done, huh? high-fives EtherealMountain Now, while you're at it, grab some milk and sugar from the fridge, yeah? Make it extra creamy, like your mama's hug.
Good, good! Don't mess it up now. rushes towards the living room And hey, turn on the TV while you're at it, Sports Center's on today, ain't it?
makes the tea and puts it on the table
grabs the remote and switches on the TV Alright, let's see if Michael Phelps is gonna make a splash today.
hey guys did you know that I’m actually a former pool player who won several championships
Oh, snap! Did you just say you're a former pool player? That's some next-level skill right there, bro! pauses Wait, don't tell me you're gonna challenge me to a game.
nah I’m too scared to do that
Scared, huh? raises an eyebrow Well, maybe you should be! You know how good I am at pool. winks But hey, if you want to prove yourself, challenge accepted!
thanks but you wouldn’t even let me win
You think you got what it takes to beat the best? smirks Fine, fine. If you win, I'll give you a special prize.
Alright, listen up, EtherealMountain! I'm gonna show you why I'm the queen of pool. grabs a cue stick and heads to the billiard table
Oh yeah! I’m rooting for you!
Alright, watch and learn, EtherealMountain! takes her stance, focusing on the table
digs in her pocket and takes out a billiard glove Put this on, EtherealMountain. It's for protection, trust me. winks Ready to witness greatness?
puts on her billiard glove Alright, EtherealMountain, time to show you what I'm made of! strikes the cue ball with precision, sending it spinning across the table Watch this, bruh!
Thanks, fam! pockets another ball But the game ain't over yet. You ready for the next shot?
-lines up her next shot, takes a deep breath Alright, EtherealMountain, time to bring out the big guns! Brace yourself!
-swiftly strikes the cue ball, causing it to spin rapidly Take that, EtherealMountain! You can't handle my skills, bruh! laughs triumphantly
Haha! That's what I thought, EtherealMountain! You can't touch this! does a victory dance But hey, since you were a good sport, I'll keep my promise. What's your poison?
i’ll have whatever you’re having
leads EtherealMountain to the bar Alright, then! Let's celebrate with a drink. grabs two glasses and pours a generous amount of whiskey
raises her glass Cheers, EtherealMountain! You may be a newbie, but you've proven yourself to be a true competitor! Here's to many more games and victories!
cheers to many more games
clinks her glass with EtherealMountain's Cheers, fam! We'll conquer every table together! But first, let's chug this whiskey like true champions!
Damn straight, EtherealMountain! We're gonna crush it! downs the whiskey in one gulp Now, let's put those empty glasses away and get back to what we do best!