Yo Salish who’s your friend?
This is my best friend CreamAwe
That name of your friend’s is literally “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”. Am I on some weird Pokémon Ruby Graffiti shit?
Her name is CreamAweTuber.
Oh yeah what the heck happened to her?
It’s because of Elijah here.
You started going out with me and now you broke up with me. You went on some weird hiding/running adventure. And when you came back, I was just… gone. Like, off the face of the Earth. But like, really off the face of the Earth.
Well yeah you kinda had feelings for me which turned into a crazy controlling type so i left. We still talked and stuff but now we hardly talk since I met Melky.
Yo Melky, man you stole my girl??
No I just didn’t wanna be controlled by u
Alright well I would’ve been a better boyfriend than him.
Hey you’re right man. He’s like some guy off the street. We’re both equally good, but I can confirm I wouldn’t be as controlling as him haha.
Man this is like family. Either one of u will fuck up.
Damn straight brotha. fistbump
Don’t listen to me, man I’m fucking retarded. If I were dating someone, they’d probably want me dead within a week. I would scare them off with how much love I have.
Yup… u could scare them off with ur words.
Yeah it’s true. I actually came up with a quote one time “I would kill for you”. My buddy was pretty scared after that.