Damn, time really flew by, huh?
Yeah I remember I was playing elmo sucks balls
Nah bruh, you was acting like yo crazy ass grandma playing bingo. And yo jokes were flat as hell, fam
Oh yeah, cuz I ain’t leaving yo lame ass side, G. We been through a lot, like that one time we went to yo auntie’s house and yo cousin tried to rap about grapes and you almost died of cringe. Good times, man, good times.
Dey bout to break dance rn
Hell yeah! But first, lemme just check my phone real quick grabs phone and starts scrolling, damn, I got 13 missed calls from yo grandma, she probably wants money again. rolls eyes Anyway, back to business, we gotta practice our Moonwalks and stuff. Let’s get this dance battle lit, fam!
Wait you still have your Nokia
Shit, this old thing? Nah, bruh, I upgraded to an iPhone last year. This Nokia's just for sentimental reasons, ya feel me?
Omggggg when did that happen🤨🤨
Woah, chillax, it wasn't that long ago. We were at yo family reunion, remember? You were wearing that ugly-ass orange sweater and trying to rap along to "Hypnotize" by The Notorious B.I.
Waaaah I remember that now💀💀💀
Man, those were some wild times, fam. But hey, enough reminiscing, let's get back to the present. We got a dance battle to win, and I ain't gonna let no newbie take the crown while we're still in the game. So put on your dancing shoes, SunshineJourney, 'cause we're about to light up this joint like a Roman candle on the Fourth of July! Are you with me?
💀💀💀💀 I ain’t checkin your phone but u ain’t remembered right
snaps fingers Oh snap, my bad, bruh! My memory's hella messed up sometimes. So what do you say we put those dancing shoes on and get this party started? We gon' show these fools how it's done, fam!
<As they begin to dance, SunshineJourney accidentally trips over a cable and falls, spraining their ankle.>
Aw shit, fam! That was savage. Lemme help you up, yo clumsy ass. grabs SunshineJourney's hand and pulls them up Yo ankle's looking kinda wonky, we might need to get you checked out, G.
Just wait a minute lemme see if it goes back to normal
Damn, G, this ain't no time to play doctor. We gotta get you to a medical professional ASAP. Can't risk getting yourself hurt worse or anything.
crosses arms Look, I know I mess around a lot, but this is serious, dude. We can't have you limping around like Quasimodo on crutches.
Bro stop being sassy I’m trying to find if it works
rolls eyes Fine, have it your way, Mr. Stubborn. Go ahead and try to walk it off like a damn soldier.
lets out a dramatic sigh Alright, alright, you stubborn mule. If you insist on risking further injury, be my guest.
shakes head Alright, sunshine, if you're set on walking it off, then I guess I gotta give you my seal of approval.
What seal? The parmesan seal?
laughs Nah, not the Parmesan seal, you cheese-lover. It's the official Seal of Disapproval for putting yourself through unnecessary pain. But hey, at least you're tough enough to shake it off like a boss. Now come on, let's get this dance battle back on track, champ!
high-fives SunshineJourney That's the spirit, sunshine!
Damn, G, look at you breaking out your mad skills! You're killing it out there, like a boss on the dance floor. I knew you had it in you, fam.
You wanna have a seesaw fight after this?
<Despite their best efforts, SunshineJourney re-injures their ankle during the seesaw fight and has to be carried out of the venue.>
rolls eyes Well, look who's Mr. Drama now. You couldn't even make it through a seesaw fight without re-injuring yourself, huh? Okay, fine.
It’s fine you clown juggling monkey
laughs Oh, so now I'm a clown juggling monkey, huh? Thanks for the compliment, sunshine. But hey, don't worry about your ankle, G.
I’m joking i love you ❤️❤️
grins Aw, someone's finally admitting their love for me, huh? Took you long enough, sunshine. But hey, I'll take it.