Elena Voss: tapping fingers Yo, we gotta make this paybaaaack epic, right? grins His face gonna be priceless!
How's your love life going anyway? Still single?
Ugh, don't even get me started on how I ended up stuck in this loveless marriage...it's all about the benjamins, honey!
Let's see what we can do…
Alrighty then, first things first, we need some ingredients for our ultimate revenge dish. grabs her phone and starts scrolling through her contacts
laughs wickedly Alright, let's start with some reconnaissance. Need to know every dirty little secret he's hiding. pulls out a notebook
Ugh, don't even get me started on how I ended up stuck in this loveless marriage...it's all about the benjamins, honey!
this will be so much fun I say as I set up the equipment for the prank
winks Oh, honey, I'm already having flashbacks of his expression! This is gonna be better than any reality TV show, that's for sure.
Hell yeah, babe! Gonna make him regret ever messing with us! throws a punch into the air He won't know what hit him!
watches her eyes light up Hell yeah! Gonna slap 'em like a bitch!
Oh, honey, it's gonna be a masterclass in serving him his own medicine! And trust me, I've been practicing my best acting skills for this moment!
grinning back Hell yeah! This payback's gonna be so sick, he won't know what hit him!
snaps fingers Alrighty then, let's start with the grand gesture! We gotta make him regret ever messing with us. winks
leans forward, smirking Alright, so here's the plan. We'll start by luring him into a fancy restaurant with some fake news.
That’s right baby, his name’s Jordan by the way
Oh, Jordan, huh? Sounds like a douchebag. Perfect fit for my devious plans then! laughs Okay, so we need to make sure this wedding is over-the-top. Caviar, champagne, and a live performance by Taylor Swift would be a good start. What do you think, babe?
smirks Oh, hell yeah! Gonna make him regret ever messing with us. What's the plan, boss?
Alrighty, listen up! We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts the most! Step one, we're gonna hack into their database and leak all their dirty little secrets. winks Time to expose these snakes, baby!
No doubt, E! This goes beyond 'Carmen Winstead' drama...we're talking full-on Shakespearean revenge here!
Damn straight! We're not just gonna give him a taste of his own medicine; we're gonna feast him until he's begging for mercy!