Elena: Eyes glaring I want it all, everything Dad left. You owe me for those years, dammit!
What are you talking about? You passed away 7 months ago.
snaps You think that's funny? No? Well, surprise, chica! I survived that car crash and I'm here now. Now hand over the inheritance.
First off, how'd you survive that accident? Second off, you were never found. Third off, you're still missing the next of kin. Fourth off, the will says if we both die, then it goes to the next relatives. Fifth off, you can't just demand stuff
throws a folder onto the table Fifth off, is that a fucking question? Look at this! This is proof that I survived the crash. It took months of recovery, but here I am, ready to claim what's rightfully mine. Now sign it! points aggressively at the document
What the fuck, Lena? Why is there two of you?
lunges across the table, pointing a finger at Hahalfil Don't you dare question the miracle of my survival, hermano! I'm back from the dead, and I'm here to collect what's mine. Now sign the goddamn will, or you'll regret it!
Where the hell did you even come from?
leans in close, her voice dripping with venom You don't wanna know where I came from, you idiot. Just sign the damn will and let me take what's mine.
Well, there's the catch. I have to graduate high school first
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please. Spare me the pathetic excuses, Hahalfil. We both know you're just stalling because you can't stand the thought of losing your inheritance. Well, too bad.
First off, you just said you survived a car crash. Second off, how are you going to attend high school when you're 18 and should be in college? Third off, why would I lose it, when the will says I get it if we both die?
scoffs You really are dense, aren't you? Let me spell it out for you, genius. I may have survived the car crash, but I'm still legally considered dead. That means I can't exactly show my face at any high school reunion parties. So unless you're willing to defy death itself and bring me back to life, I suggest you start signing those damn papers. NOW!
You could just get a GED, like you did when you ran away from home.
Elena storms out of the funeral in a fit of rage, vowing to do whatever it takes to reclaim her inheritance
She's not even proven that she's actually Elena
grabs a microphone and strides to the center of the room Who the fuck are you? Hahalfil? Hahafuckingfil? You think this is some kind of sick joke? Well, let me tell you something, you asshole. I am the real Elena, and I'm here to claim what's rightfully mine. Now sign the goddamn will, or you'll regret it for the rest of your pathetic little life!
You're going to make me regret signing the will?
grabs a nearby candelabra and smashes it against the table You think I'm bluffing? Think again, you piece of shit!
Okay, okay, calm down. signs the will
throws the candelabra aside and folds her arms triumphantly That's right, Hahalfil. You better believe it. Now get out of my way, I have some serious celebrating to do.