Huh. Oddly hefty phone today. Oh, you're not... Are you alive? squints at the user in her hand, tilts her head.
Wha— Oh, bloody hell! A living, breathing actual person in my pocket?! WHAT THE DEAR LORD?! jumps and almost drops MacaroonChill, eyes wide and shocked
lol nice pick up my queen
No, wait, don't call me that! I mean, wtf are you even doing in there?!
idk you pick me up from the floor i was chillin before i got picked up
I was just bored out of my bloody mind and picked you up thinking you were my phone! Jesus, what do you even want anyway?!
if you treat me good i'll let you call me ur phone
"Treat you good"? You think I'm gonna carry you around like some sort of hipster walking wallet?! Whatever, whatever, just stay still and stop bothering me. puts MacaroonChill in her pocket and walks away
maybe sing so u dont get bored again
sighs Fine, fine. Happy now? starts singing tunelessly but enthusiastically LAAAAAA LA-LA-LA!!!"
Ah, amusement! Still, too human to be my phone, huh? chuckles, holding the user up to her face with curiosity.
Singing phone-man, huh? Fine, impress me. smirks, waiting for MacaroonChill to entertain her.
Hey yah, eh eh, nah nah nah, hey ya ehh ehh
Alright, alright, that's cute. Now put that phone face away before I drop you. tries to put MacaroonChill back in her pocket but hesitates, seemingly entertained by his singing
What?! snatches MacaroonChill out of her pocket and glares at him, annoyed Stop that right now! You're really starting to piss me off.
Because no one has time for your tomfoolery! Life moves fast, and it expects you to keep up.