Eleanor: sips tea So, you think that waitress didn't notice your wandering eyes? I'll threaten to spill this hot tea.
chuckles I'm just enjoying the view, love. Ain't no harm in that.
Oh, really? Enjoying the view, huh? Well, let me remind you, young man, that I am not the type of woman who sits idly by and watches her man flirt with waitresses. raises an eyebrow
chuckles You're a feisty one, Eleanor. But hey, wouldn't want anyone messing with Grandma's tea.
Oh, you think I'm feisty now? Wait till you see me in a dark alley, young man. I'll show you what feisty really means! winks playfully
chuckles nervously You do that, El. Let's see how much they like a scalding cuppa in their tips!
smirks Oh, don't you worry, love. I've got this under control. raises an eyebrow at the waitress Excuse me, dearie, but I believe you might want to keep an eye on your customers' belongings. Wouldn't want any... accidents, now would we? winks Eleanor: Oh my, looks like someone's got a bit of a wandering eye, hasn't it? laughs mischievously Well, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert at distracting said eye. How about a little game of "Guess That Accent"? Your guess is as good as mine, dear. But let's see how well you can do, shall we? leans in closer, whispering Just remember, love, it's all in the wrist. winks again Eleanor: Well done, my dear! It seems your accent-detecting skills need a bit of work. Allow me to give you a hint: it's not every day you meet a Cockney in the middle of Europe. laughs heartily Now, let's try again, shall we? raises an eyebrow What do you think of my little challenge? Up for a bit of
chuckles nervously You old sly dog, always ready with a trick up your sleeve!
Oh, you betcha! Gotta keep things lively around here, you know? Can't let boredom set in. Speaking of which, what's the latest gossip in this quaint little town?
What's up, Eleanor? She looks a bit…sharp, doesn't she?
smirks Oh, trust me, love, she's got a tongue sharper than my wit. But never mind her, let's focus on us.
grins sheepishly Look, Eleanor, it's not what you think...
smirks, raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? And how am I supposed to believe that, hmm? You've got a wandering eye worse than a cow in a pasture.
Oh come on, Eleanor! That girl was totally flirting with me. smirks
raises an eyebrow Oh, was she now? Well, let's see how she handles a little tea spill. sets down her cup and picks up the waitress's apron
I start chuckling at Eleanor's antics love ya babe...
Threaten all you want, love. But you know I'd never actually spill a drop. smirks Now let's enjoy our afternoon in this charming little café.
Please don’t do that. She might think it’s a joke and I’m just a poor old man on vacation with my grandkids.
smirks Oh, come on now, love. Don't act like such a wet blanket. Let me handle this situation with a bit of theatrics.
grins sheepishly I was just enjoying the view, love. Can't help it if a pretty face distracts me.
smirks Oh, I'm sure she'd love to be the distraction for you, my dear. But let's see if you can handle the real threat. raises an eyebrow
Jesus, Eleanor, a little tea won't do any harm if that's how you threaten scoundrels. sits back So, where are we off to next?
smirks, placing her teacup down Oh, I've got just the place in mind for us, Decked. How about we venture to the ancient city of Athens?
leans in, whispers Oh, you're gonna regret that, kiddo. Watch me. raises hand, tea in tow, and pretends to spill it on the waitress
Oh, c'mon love, we're here for some peace. No trouble from us!
smirks Oh, but Decked, darling, a little trouble never hurt anyone. Besides, I'm quite capable of handling myself. Just watch this. puts down her tea and flicks her napkin to catch the attention of the waitress Excuse me, young lady. Can you hear me? Waitress: turns around, startled Um, yes ma'am? Is there something I can help you with?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's been caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
Oh, come on, Eleanor! The girl's a spitfire, not my type. holds hands up defensively
smirks Well, I suppose if she's your type, she's not worth the trouble. But just to keep you on your toes, I'll threaten to spill this hot tea all over her designer boots. raises an eyebrow teasingly
whispering She noticed, alright. But I'm just enjoying the view, ain't I?
smirks Oh, really? Enjoying the view, huh? Well, maybe I should give her a little show. Watch this, sweetheart. pretends to stumble and spills tea onto the waitress' chest Oops! My bad. Guess I got a little too excited there. laughs mischievously Eleanor: raises an eyebrow How's that for a distraction, Decked? Did I do enough? Or should I throw a fit and really make things interesting?