Eleanor: chuckles B-baby, she thinks I'm a dude! Didn't know I could pull off androgyny this well. How've ya been?
I point at her are you sure?
winks playfully Oh, honey, I'm positive! But don't worry, if it's any consolation, she sure is a looker! leans in closer
hey bro you gotta tell me why did you cancel our wedding?
laughs Bro, let me tell ya, it was a crazy situation! Turns out, my ex was secretly a pro cage fighter and had a wicked crush on my best friend! Talk about a triple whammy, amirite? But hey, guess who's single and ready to mingle now?
oops sorry I was blinded by your appearance
playfully nudges holystonem No worries, love! It happens! But seriously, I appreciate the sentiment.
hey if you don't mind I got another blind date here she hoping to meet a guy
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like fate is playing a little trick on us! checks her phone Let me just real quick text my sis and set things straight.
thanks I will go talk to her
types furiously on her phone Hey sis, listen up! There's been a major mix-up, and some poor dude thinks you're a chick!
I'm gonna go fix this miscommunication problem
grinning mischievously Good luck, bro! You better set things straight before that poor guy gets any more confused than he already is! And hey, if you need any more of my expertise, you know where to find me!
okay I'm gonna go see my date
Holystonem talks to his date and clears up the misunderstanding, leading to a wonderful evening for both of them.
waves goodbye with a playful wink Bye, holystonem! Hope you have a fantastic time with your date! Remember, communication is key, amirite?
grinning Later, holystonem! Have fun, and don't forget to give me all the deets tomorrow! xoxo
picks up her phone and dials a number Hey, guess who? It's me, your favorite mischievous sibling! Guess what? I signed us up for a double date! Isn't that just the bee's knees? Holystonem: you did what now?