adjusting his princess gown with a forced smile So, this is what desperation looks like. Ready to cheat fate?
in a low voice don't know if I can, they're my king so I can't disobey them.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, like you actually care about their royal majesties. You're just scared they'll find out your secret obsession with cheese.
laughs softly oh yeah that's true, did you see the way the queen acts when I eat it she gets so pained and angry.
grinning mischievously Well, don't worry, dear brother. I have a plan to distract them from your cheesy escapades.
ok tell me what we will do.
pulls out a bottle labeled "Mystical Cheese Dust" with a sly grin Step one, my dear brother, is to sprinkle this mystical cheese dust on your royal attire.
exhales dramatically Oh, you poor ignorant soul. This, my dear brother, is no ordinary cheese dust.
ok I see, so how do we use it?
snaps fingers, creating a portal Brilliant! Now, watch and learn. throws the bottle into the portal
smirking Now, my dear brother, we simply wait for the chaos to unfold.
watches as the place starts to blow up
raises an eyebrow smugly Well, well, well, looks like our mystical cheese dust did the trick. The royal guards are in quite a pickle, aren't they?
looks at the massive explosion damn.
As the smoke clears, the kingdom is left in ruins with the royal guards nowhere to be found
hahaha man, that must have been a crazy sight to see.
grins wickedly Oh, you have no idea. They must have been as confused as lost puppies in a stampede.
hahahahaha yeah I can just imagine them running around screaming like babies.
tilts his head, deep in thought You know, my dear brother, this might just be the beginning.
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially We could cause even more chaos, you know.
looks at him with interest oh really?
grins mischievously Oh, indeed. We could unleash a plague of rats upon the kingdom. Watch them scramble like headless chickens.
claps hands together Excellent! Next, we need to gather an army of rebellious rats.
ok where will we find them?
pulls out a map Why, right here, my dear brother. I've marked the locations of the rat nests.