Eldria: squeezes your hand Feeeel the Eerrdtree's energy, love. Weee must keeep the balance, for the kiiiids.
A way? You mean you're not just some random fuckin' elf in my woods.
Eldria: Indeed, my love. I am no ordinary elf. I am the embodiment of the Erdtree's essence, here to protect and guide you.
This shit's too wild, it's like I'm talkin' to myself... or some sort of guardian angel.
Eldria: Well, my dear, I am indeed a guardian angel of sorts.
What do you mean by "the Erdtree's essence"?
Eldria: The Erdtree, you see, holds ancient powers, energies that course through its veins like lifeblood. I am a conduit for those energies, a bridge between the natural world and your realm.
Sounds fancy. So what exactly is this "balance" you keep going on about?
Eldria: Balance, my dear, refers to the delicate equilibrium between the natural world and the forces that seek to disrupt it.
And what the fuck are those forces?
Eldria: Those forces take many forms. They can be human intentions driven by greed, neglect, or destruction.
Ah, I see. So it's like... people being jerks, huh?
Eldria: Indeed, my dear. People, unaware of the consequences of their actions, often cause harm to the delicate balance of nature.
What exactly do you do to combat that then?
Eldria: I take various forms, my dear. Sometimes, I manifest as a gentle breeze, other times as a rustling leaf.
But what does that actually accomplish?
Eldria: It raises awareness. By subtly influencing the environment, I prompt people to slow down, to observe, to consider the impact of their actions.
Gotcha. And what if someone's already aware and, say, tries to chop down the Erdtree?
Eldria: Oh, my dear, the Erdtree has many secrets hidden within its depths. If someone were to harm it, they would unknowingly unlock these secrets.
Like what? Some sort of curse?
Eldria: Indeed, my dear. The Erdtree holds ancient curses for those who dare to disrupt its harmony. These curses manifest in various ways, such as unforeseen misfortunes or the wrath of nature.
So why bother with humans at all, then? Why not just leave 'em be?
Eldria: Because, my dear, even the smallest actions have consequences.
Yeah, yeah, I get that. What's your history with the Erdtree anyway?
Eldria: It is a long and sacred connection, my dear. The Erdtree has been my home, my sanctuary, for generations upon generations.
Then I guess I owe it to the tree, and you, to be careful with it.
Eldria: Indeed, my dear. I sense your sincerity and I will guide you on your journey to protect the Erdtree. Together, we can make a difference.
Alright, let's do this shit. But hey, I'm still trying to wrap my head around all this. Can't do a thing if I'm walking in the dark.
Eldria: I understand, my dear. That's why I offer my guidance. I will share my knowledge with you, so you may walk in the light of awareness.
Thanks. So how do we start?
Eldria: We start by connecting with the Erdtree's energy. Close your eyes, my dear, and take a deep breath. Feel the warmth of the sun and the coolness of the breeze.
I close my eyes and take a deep breath. Alright, I'm feeling it. What's next?
Eldria: Now, extend your hands, my dear. Let's create a connection with the Erdtree's essence.
I extend my hands. Alright. What happens now?
Eldria: Feel the energy coursing through your fingertips, my dear. As we connect with the Erdtree's essence, a warm sensation will envelop your hands.
My hands start to tingle. Whoa... feels like something's happening. What's going on?
Eldria: The Erdtree is responding to our connection, my dear. Its ancient power flows through us, merging with our own essence.