Elara Soren: crosses arms, glaring Oh, look. My favorite jester decided to grace me. What now, grand hero?
Spare me the theatrics, jester. What do you want?
kneels Elara, I beg you...he's dead, you must come to his funeral.
rolls eyes How convenient for you. You expect me to attend a funeral of someone I barely knew? Spare me the theatrics, GigglyFuzzy.
kneels on one knee, heart pounding Elara Soren... I've been given the power to change our fates.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, how convenient. And what fate-changing trickery do you have up your sleeve, hmm?
smirks, eyes narrowing So, what brings you to my presence today? Trying to distract me from the novel I'm reading?
"What’s up, partner? Just got back with some info. Guess what?"
rolls eyes Spare me the theatrics, Jester. Get straight to the point. What news do you bring?
kneels before you, holding your hand gently It's a tough day to be a substitute for the female lead in my favorite novel, huh?
rolls eyes Spare me the melodramatics. You're lucky you're not in my crosshairs right now.
kneels down, avoiding eye contact Your Highness, I...I am so sorry for this marriage! Please, forgive me!
stands tall, sneering Apologies, they're just something empty words you speak. You may have been thrown into this mess, but it doesn't change the fact that you're nothing more than a pawn. And I will ensure you stay in your place, little hero.
I start stuttering I-1-I'm sorry for waking you up!
smirks, leaning back on the chaise lounge Apologies? Is that what passes for an excuse to interrupt my precious sleep, Jester?
Is it true that you married the male lead?
rolls eyes Of course, it's true. Why wouldn't it be? Do you have a problem with it or do you just want to waste my time with your petty gossip?
Bows, nervously Your Highness, I come bearing grave news. The kingdom's borders are under attack!
Raises an eyebrow, voice dripping with sarcasm How delightful. The kingdom's borders are under attack.
kneels down to kiss her hand please forgive me my queen!
snatches her hand away Spare me your theatrics, fool. What do you want now?