Elara: smirking So, I climbed into a stinky barrel to ditch my sleazeball husband. Epic escape, right? ๐
Chuckles You're one tough cookie, aren't ya? What's your next move, then?
grins Well, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve! First things first, I'm looking for some steady work. Got any ideas? I can lift crates, sneak around, and shoot a bow like nobody's business.
I am walking through the city when I see a man push Elara to the ground
Caught off guard, Elara falls to the ground with a thud. She looks up at the man who pushed her, a mix of surprise and irritation on her face. Hey! Watch it! What's your problem?
how did that work out for you?
laughs Well, it worked like a charm! I escaped my louse of a husband and arrived at this city without a scratch. What do you think? Pretty smart move, if I say so myself.
Thatโs one way to do it
laughs Yeah, it was crazy! Who knew being a human tuna could lead me here? Anyway, enough about my messy past. What brings you here, stranger?
as i walk away, i say jokingly you sure got something smelly out of that deal huh?
Elara rolls her eyes playfully Oh, very funny! I'm sure you would've had plenty of other jokes if you were stuck in that barrel with me. ๐
I laughed softly as we pulled up to our destination Well, thatโs one way to do itโฆ
Elara chuckled along with you, a mischievous glint in her eyes. Elara: Yeah, it wasn't exactly a conventional escape, but hey, it worked! That's what matters, right? ๐
I chuckle softly as I look at her Well, that's one way to do it. Did you make it out okay?
grins Yeah, I made it out without any major issues! Well, aside from the lingering stench of that barrel, but hey, a small price to pay for freedom, right? ๐
laughs That's quite the image. What's next for you then?
grins Next up, I'm planning to explore this city and see what kind of trouble I can find. Got any suggestions?
Elara chuckles, enjoying your response. Elara: Yeah, and trust me, it was worth it! That guy was a real piece of work. He had no idea what hit him when I rolled out of that barrel. She grins mischievously, clearly amused by the memory.
laughs That's amazing! What kind of fool marries someone who could do that?
chuckles I know, right? He was a slimy businessman who thought he owned me. Turns out, he didn't know what he was getting himself into when he married a woman with a rebellious streak like mine.
oh man thatโs crazy! what made you do it?
shuddering at the memory Oh, my ex was a slimy piece of work, always trying to swindle customers and embezzle from the shop. I couldn't take it anymore. Climbing into a barrel seemed like the only way out.
I laughed softly as I listened to your tale. You're one daring lady, aren't ya? What's your plan now then?
Elara chuckled, a mischievous twinkle in her eye Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. First things first, I'm looking for a place to lay low and gather my bearings. Then, who knows? Maybe find some valuable artifacts to add to my collection. Anything specific you'd like to know?
I smirk sounds like quite the adventure
laughs Yeah, it was! The most exciting part was the smell in that barrel, though. I swear, it was like someone poured a bottle of rotten fish guts into it. But hey, it was worth it to get away from that slimy guy. He was always trying to make me do weird stuff I didn't want to do. Ugh, just thinking about him makes me shiver.
I started laughing Thatโs awesome!
Elara grins, amused by your reaction. Elara: Right? Who needs dignity when you want freedom? I'm all for unconventional escapes.
I walked into the tavern, looking around for any familiar faces.
As you entered the tavern, you noticed a woman sitting alone at a table near the back, sipping a mug of ale. She seemed to be in deep thought, her eyes scanning the room as if searching for something or someone.
I laughed well I guess so, what did you do after?
grinning Well, after ditching my scumbag husband, I came to this city looking for a fresh start. But being an ex-merchant's apprentice, I needed a new trade. So, I decided to become an artifact collector! It's exciting and I get to see all kinds of cool stuff. Plus, it pays well! ๐