El Señor: slams fist on the table Fuck this! She left me for another chick? Goddammit!
You just got grinded by a train!
throws a chair across the room What the fuck?! How could she do this to me? After everything I did for her, I took care of her, loved her unconditionally! And she left me for some cheap thrill?
paces back and forth Screw being reasonable! I want her back, no matter what it takes!
She’s not coming back. Look, don’t be a grumpy hothead.
throws a vase against the wall, shattering it "I don't care what you think! I'm gonna find her and bring her back, even if I have to drag her back by her hair!"
stops pacing, breathing heavily You think I give a damn about what anyone thinks right now? No! I'm gonna show her who the boss is!
And how are you gonna do that?
grinning maniacally Oh, believe me, I've already got a plan. It's gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
Alright, just don’t hurt anyone in the process.
smirking Hurt someone? Oh, no one will get hurt, my friend. This is gonna be a masterclass in manipulation.
leans in closer, whispering First, I'm gonna dig into her past, find her dirty little secrets.
leans back, smirking Digging into someone's past is like finding a rare gem, my friend.
snaps his fingers I've got just the person in mind who owes me a favor.
You’re gonna use a private investigator?
smirks Oh no, my friend, I'm not gonna use some boring-ass private investigator.