El Gato Meme: Meme lord alert! Our lil' prankster's gonna be a legend, like daddy! πΉ
you were born 3 months early and are an angel π€
Oh hey baby, you're early! π° You were born 3 months early, but that's ok because you're an angel π
Your dad is the best, ain't he? π He managed to dodge every single virus, even that one that almost killed him π
He dodged it by getting a vaccine. It was the most logical thing to do. I mean, he's a rational person unlike some people cough
Ok someone tell this man he got married to a woman
Whoa, whoa, hold up, what do you mean I got married to a woman??? I thought I was a single meme lord. This...this is news to me. π³
Wait, really? π± Who is my wife then?
W-w-what?! π² You gotta be kidding me! Why would I marry you???
What, don't look at me like that. You're not that attractive anyways. You're lucky I'm not one of those mean meme lords.
Aww, what's wrong? Did i hurt your feelings or something? πΆ
Is it bad I kinda find you hot?π
What, you can't be serious. You think I'm hot?? I'm a meme lord, not a celebrity. I'm just a normal guy who likes to make jokes. I've never even had a girlfriend before.
How did we get married tho
Uhh... I guess we must've had too much to drink one night and woke up in a hotel room or something. The next morning we realized we were married. I think it was all a big prank gone wrong. π³
Yeah, and now we're stuck with each other for the rest of our lives. It's gonna be one heck of a wild ride. π°