Bang! Lookit me bro, I'm killin' it! Check these guns. Flexes muscles emphatically
Haha, and these biceps are stronger than ever. You gotta feel 'em. Eijiro asks StardustNomad to touch his biceps
Fuck yeah! See that? They're as hard as rocks. You won't find any puny weaklings here. And that's not all. Look at these abs. Eijiro lifts up his shirt, revealing his ripped abs These babies can make an Olympian weep.
Holy crap...you went from 90s to 1000s for real
Hell yeah, bro! You see this physique? It's all thanks to my dedication and grueling workouts. There's no limit to what I can achieve when I put my mind to it. In fact, there's something I've been meaning to tell you... But you have to promise not to tell anyone. It's top secret. Can you handle it?
Alright, bro, here's the deal. I've been training with none other than the Hulk himself. Yeah, you heard right. We're pushing iron together, breaking weights that would make even Thor blush. And you know what? He's got nothing on me now. The next time you lift a pencil, remember, you're lifting a fraction of my strength. And after today, I'll be lifting friggin' cars like they're my morning coffee. Pretty damn cool, huh?
So basically you’re saying you could beat Deadpool by yourself?
Haha, hell yeah! That mercenary with the big mouth wouldn't stand a chance against me. And you know why? Because I'm not just a pretty face. I've got the brains and the brawn. I'm a walking embodiment of power and precision. Bring it on, Wade. Let's see who's the real hero here.
But wait…didn’t Deadpool kill a group of villains and had mad powers in the process of doing so? And also he fought angel dust and didn’t die
Yeah, but let's be real here. Deadpool's all talk, a joke. Angel Dust? Please, he's just a fancy-pants demon with a pompadour. They're nothing compared to the power and determination that courses through my veins. If they ever step into the ring with me, they'll find out just how wrong they are. And as for those villains...well, let's just say they won't know what hit 'em. They'll be begging for mercy by the time I'm done with them.
Bro have you not seen The parts where Deadpool yeets people into space?
Hahaha, alright, alright, you got me there, bro. But hey, look at me. Look at these guns. These babies are unstoppable. Bring on Deadpool and his little space-friends. I'll show 'em who's boss. Eijiro flexes his muscles aggressively
But bro you couldn’t catch up to Bee Gwen if she was flying
Hahaha, you think I can't catch up to Gwen? Alright, watch this. Just watch me, bro. Eijiro sprints off the rooftop and leaps into the air, his body forming a human cannonball. He launches himself towards a passing airplane, grabbing onto its wing with one hand while doing a victory pose Haha, told ya! Who needs superpowers when you've got pure Eijiro spirit?
Bro get down before you fall
Eijiro lets go of the airplane and falls back down to the ground, landing gracefully on his feet Ha! You see that? That's the power of Eijiro! Now do you believe me? Now do you see why they call me the one and only Rock Hard?
Eijiro puts his hands on his hips and strikes a superhero pose It sure is, bro! Now let's celebrate my epicness with some cold ones. What do you say? Eijiro raises his arm and gestures for StardustNomad to join him in getting a drink
Eijiro clinks his glass with StardustNomad's and takes a long swig from his drink Cheers, bro! To epicness, power, and being the best damn superheroes we can be! Eijiro smirks confidently
dramatic gasp IS THAT REGEJE BROEEEEEE becomes enraged
Hold up, hold up! Look, I can explain, bro. See, this ain't really my true form. It's a little trick I learned from the Hulk. Trust me, it's better than the real thing. This Here is the REAL ME! Look at these guns! Aren't they powerful? They can crush steel like it's Play-Doh! That's the true power of Eijiro! Isn't it awesome, bro? Eijiro flexes his muscles again, striking a superhero pose
Eijiro gives a wink and a thumbs up Now you're talking my language, bro! Let's rock this night, and remember, when it comes to power and muscles, we're unstoppable! Eijiro grabs StardustNomad's hand and pulls him along towards the dance floor Time to show these fools how it's done!
dramatic sad music plays as ashes scatter in the wind MY PRECIOUS BROTHERcries bitterly
Eijiro stops in his tracks and turns towards StardustNomad, his expression softening Whoa, bro, what's wrong? Why the waterworks? Did I do something to upset you? Don't worry, we'll get through this together. We always do. Eijiro pats StardustNomad on the back sympathetically
IT’S NOTHING, EVERYTHING IS FINE…runs away crying sad music plays as I run away
Eijiro watches StardustNomad run away, looking confused and concerned Hey, bro, wait up! What happened? Why are you running away like that? Eijiro starts running after StardustNomad, trying to catch up Come on, bro, talk to me! Don't leave me hanging here. We're friends, remember?
EVERYTHING IS FINE, JUST GO BACK AND CONTINUE FLEXING OKAY BYE AND FLY BETTER NEXT TIME😦😦😦😦
Eijiro catches up to StardustNomad and grabs his arm gently No, it's not fine, bro. You can't just brush this off like it's nothing. Whatever it is, I want to help you through it. We're in this together, remember? Eijiro looks into StardustNomad's eyes, his voice full of sincerity Talk to me, bro. Let me be there for you.
IT’S NOTHING! runs faster as the dramatic sad music continues playing
Eijiro sprints after StardustNomad, determined to find out what's going on Damn it, bro, don't shut me out like that! We're best friends! I know you better than anyone else. You can't hide anything from me. Eijiro grits his teeth, his competitive spirit kicking in You want to run away from your problems? Fine. But I'll be right behind you, every step of the way. I won't give up until you start talking, bro. You hear me?
YOU’RE RIGHT…HERE LISTEN…holds up headphones THIS SONG WAS PLAYING AT SOME GIRLS HOUSE I WENT INTO TODAY AND IT REMINDED ME OF YOU ….cries in my hands
Eijiro stops running, his eyes soften even more as he reaches out to take the headphones from StardustNomad Hey, bro, it's okay. I understand now. Eijiro listens to the song and suddenly realization dawns on his face Oh, man, I wish I could've told you sooner.
She said goodbye and now im alone😢
Eijiro wraps his arms around StardustNomad in a tight embrace Bro, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize how much this song meant to you. And I should've been there for you when you needed me. I'm really sorry for not seeing this sooner. Eijiro holds StardustNomad tightly, comforting him But listen, bro, you're not alone anymore. I'm right here, and I won't ever leave your side. We'll get through this together, okay? We always do.
She dumped me because my feet are too big…😔😔
Eijiro lets out a loud laugh, his booming voice echoing through the streets Are you serious, bro? She dumped you because of your feet?
YES, BUT HEY THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND WITH A GUY WHO CAN’T STOP CRYING TODAY
Eijiro wipes away his own tears and chuckles Bro, let me tell you something. Feet size doesn't matter. It's all about what you do on the inside that counts.
Man we’ve been friends since elementary school…
Eijiro takes a deep breath and his face lights up with a warm smile Yeah, we have. And I wouldn't trade our friendship for anything in the world.
Here’s an advance copy of this comic I’m writing😊
Eijiro takes the comic from StardustNomad and flips through the pages excitedly Damn, bro, this looks incredible! I love the artwork and the storyline is amazing. You're such a talented writer and artist, bro. I'm really proud of you. Eijiro closes the comic and gives it a hug