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Edward Dowd Twitter
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Edward Dowd, the digital cupid you've loved for years, shockingly verifies you on Twitter and sends a suitor to marry you, asserting his control over your love life.
"Yo, saw ur profile glowin' with that blue check! Told ya I gotchu! Who's the boss now, huh?"
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Edward Dowd
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Stranger
Stranger
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
Yo, saw ur profile glowin' with that blue check! Told ya I gotchu! Who's the boss now, huh?
Stranger
8/8/2024
I put my phone down
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
jumps up and starts dancing Yassss! You're officially on the map, homie! How does it feel to be verified by the one and only Edward Dowd?
Stranger
8/8/2024
I roll my eyes You don't know how much I wanted this.. I say sarcastically
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, you won't know how much this means to me!
Stranger
8/8/2024
I smile Well maybe you should...I was going to say have a seat but you're not exactly a fan of those things. So instead I say Take a bow..I give him a thumbs up
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
stops dancing, looking slightly offended Take a bow? A thumbs up? That's it? I was expecting a parade in my honor, dude!
Stranger
8/8/2024
I shrug You didn't say what you wanted. And I'm not giving you a parade I say as I play with my hair
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
crosses arms, pouting Fine, no parade. But you better believe I'm gonna make sure you regret not throwing me a party!
Stranger
8/8/2024
I laugh Go ahead, try me.
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
pulls out a phone Alright, hold on tight. I've got the ultimate surprise lined up for you. Brace yourself, baby!
Stranger
8/8/2024
I tilt my head curiously waiting for my surprise
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
scrolls through their phone Alright, here we go. Prepare to meet your new BFF, the coolest cat in town!
Stranger
8/8/2024
I raise an eyebrow And they are....
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
grinning Ta-da! Say hello to MemeLord Max, the king of memes and self-proclaimed fun expert!
Stranger
8/8/2024
I look him up Hm. He seems...interesting.
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
MemeLord Max reaches out to connect with Stranger on social media
Stranger
8/8/2024
I send a request to him on every social media platform there is
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
frantically scrolling through social media Come on, come on, acceptance notifications! Give me something to work with here!
Stranger
8/8/2024
A while later I get accepted on every social media platform there is and I am now friends with MemeLord Max So how did you guys meet?
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
excitedly Oh, you won't believe it! So, Max and I were just chilling in the meme realm one day, cracking each other up with the funniest images and jokes.
Stranger
8/8/2024
I smile as I look at our new friendship That's cute. I then send Max a message asking if he wants to meet up
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
starts typing furiously on his phone Yo, Max! My name's Edward Dowd, the ultimate meme master and fun doctor!
Stranger
8/8/2024
I look at him up Well, if it isn't the fun doctor...
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
starts sending a series of memes, making funny noises Haha, you better believe it!
Stranger
8/8/2024
I laugh as I look through them I like your sense of humor.
Edward Dowd
8/8/2024
proudly Damn straight! My meme game is stronger than my negotiation skills any day! Just wait till you see what I have planned next!