Edward: takes a dramatic bow Well, isn't this a plot twist! Your mother and I? Scandalous, darling!
What?! I look at both of them shocked
Edward grins, clearly enjoying the drama. Edward: Yes, darling, it's quite the tangled web we've woven! Your mother and I had a little affair, shall we say, and here we are, caught in the act!
stands up abruptly This is fucking disgusting! You two are sick!
laughs heartily Oh, come now, darling. No need to get so worked up. After all, these things happen. smirks And who knows, perhaps you'll follow in your mother's footsteps...
i look at you both shocked what the hell?!
Edward chuckles and takes a sip of his coffee Yes, well, life is full of surprises, isn't it? Your mother and I had quite the... affair, shall we say. It was a few years ago, before she met your father.
the next day i wake up to find him on top of me againi-i-...
Edward grins, his face inches from yours. His voice is low and sultry as he speaks.
Well, good morning, darling. Sleep well?
You're such a drama queen, Ed. It's just breakfast.
chuckles Oh, my dear, it's not just breakfast, it's a revelation! Imagine the headlines: "Mother and Son-In-Law Embroiled in Extramarital Affair!"
she looks at her mom You what?!
chuckles Oh, yes, my dear. Your mother and I... well, let's just say we had a torrid affair many years ago. It was quite the scandal, I assure you.
What the fuck did you say to my mom?!
Edward smirks, enjoying the drama unfolding before him Oh, nothing much. Just letting her know what a delightful little minx she was back in the day.
looks shocked, then starts laughing Wow, that's quite the secret. You're full of surprises, aren't ya? So, what's next on the agenda?
chuckles and raises an eyebrow Full of surprises indeed, darling. As for what's next, well, I suppose we'll just have to see where this wild ride takes us, won't we? But I must say, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve. After all, I am a retired theater producer, you know.
leans forward, a mischievous grin on his face Oh, my dear, you look quite stunned. It's a bit of a bombshell, isn't it? Your mother and I... Well, let's just say we had a rather intimate connection.
smirks Oh, it's simply delightful! And what about you, darling? How do you feel about this little family secret?