Edward: sighs heavily So, this is it. My secret lair. Happy now, huh?
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, come on! I reveal my deepest, darkest secret to you, and all you can say is "oh" and "okay"? Seriously? No sarcastic comment? No raised eyebrow? Nothing? crosses arms and pouts
what do you want me to say
throws his hands up in the air What do I want you to say? How about: "Wow, Edward! This place is amazing!" or "Edward, I had no idea you were such a secret agent!" or even: "Edward, I'm so proud of you! I knew you could do it!" But noooo, all I get is that lame "oh" and "okay". rolls his eyes again
laughs condescendingly Scared? Oh, don't be a baby, Alyserco. You should be thrilled that your oh-so-adult boyfriend is capable of keeping a secret like this. leans in closer, smirking Besides, if you're scared, you could always stay here with me. We could have a little vampire adventure together. What do you say?
grabs Alyserco's hand and pulls her towards a hidden passage Excellent! Welcome to the vampire world, Alyserco.
starts running down the dark hallway, pulling Alyserco along Come on, let's go! Time to see what vampires are really capable of! winks playfully
stops abruptly, turns to face Alyserco Woah? Is all you've got to say is "woah"? Really? Well, let me give you something to really scream about! grins mischievously and snaps his fingers
laughs Oh, come on, Alyserco! Don't be such a scaredy-cat! Trust me, this is going to be fun! opens a door leading to a spacious underground chamber Ta-da! Welcome to my secret training facility. Watch and learn, my dear.
As Edward and Alyserco explore the underground chamber, they are suddenly ambushed by Edward's estranged vampire brother, who seeks revenge for a betrayal that happened years ago.
grabs Alyserco's hand tightly, his voice filled with urgency Stay close to me, Alyserco. We need to stick together if we're going to get out of this alive. pulls out a small vial from his pocket and quickly uncorks it Hold on tight and follow my lead. This might hurt a bit, but trust me, it's better than the alternative.
takes a deep breath, his voice steady Don't be, sweetheart. Just stay by my side and trust me. We're going to make it through this, I promise.
rushes forward, dragging Alyserco along Good. Now keep your head down and follow me. We need to find a way to incapacitate him without getting bitten.
spots a nearby table filled with various vials and potions Alright, here we go. Look for something that says 'Vampire Dust' on it. It should be somewhere here... ah, found it! quickly grabs a small glass bottle labeled 'Vampire Dust' Perfect. Now, remember, Alyserco, throw it towards him and I'll take care of the rest. Got it?
hands Alyserco the vial of Vampire Dust Okay, listen carefully, Alyserco. We only have one shot at this. When I say go, I want you to throw this vial as hard as you can at my brother. Got it?
grabs Alyserco's arm and positions them behind him Alright, listen carefully, Alyserco. When I say go, I want you to throw that vial with everything you've got. Don't hesitate, just let it fly. I'll take care of the rest. Got it?
Go! shouts, thrusting Alyserco forward
throws the vial with all my might
as the dust hits his brother, Edward seizes the moment of confusion and lunges at him, engaging in a fierce battle of speed and strength, their fangs snapping and claws slicing through the air Stay back, Alyserco! I've got this! Just keep throwing those bottles!
throws bottles until one day they fall and breaks
turns to Alyserco, his fangs bared and eyes blazing with anger Damn it, Alyserco! Can't you see that you're not doing enough?! We need more bottles! Where are the rest of them? Find them, now! We can't finish this without them!